Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Dear Jackson: Ursula Edition


I'm 36 years old and am single. I'm starting to feel like I may not
find my "Mr. Right" because I'm getting older and everyone I meet
seems to be just 'a fun night.' So I went on a local dating website
and gave it a shot. I met a really nice guy. We talked on the phone
for 3 hours one night and really hit it off. We made plans to go out
on a blind date and I was so excited. We seriously seemed to click
over the phone!!! That weekend we went out on our blind date...
and... he weighs 375 pounds. Looks aren't terribly important to me,
but I do need to be attracted to my mate. We had great conversation
and a great date but I don't know if I can get by his gargantuan
gerth. Does this make me a bad person? Am I shallow? What should I
do? Help people!!!

Ursula

Leave your advice for Ursula here! She'll be coming to see what you say! Thanks!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

okay so if you really clicked on the phone,who cares if hes a little on the chunky side?and it bothers you that much,make him come to the gym next time and bond.

Lynz said...

No, I totally agree with you. Maybe you could be friends but you are right - there has to be attraction in a relationship or it just doesn't work. Besides, the fact that he's THAT overweight shows a lot about the kind of person he is...

Anonymous said...

I think attraction is a big issue. If you're not feeling it, it's going to make this relationship not a fresh start cause you already have an issue. It doesn't make you a bad person if you feel weight is a factor. You just know what you like, that's all. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

well since this is probly a fake story you should let him eat your pussy and see how that goes then if all is well let the fatman jump on top of you and deep dik the shit out of you frunkis