Party Playhouse with Jackson Blue

My LUCKY Rock

2011-03-14T08:52:00.000-07:00

This rock is filled with luckiness. Everybody who has touched it has seen amazing results. Now I offer it to you. Rub the computer screen and report back to me when lucky things happen for you too as a result.

Chloe, the DJ

2011-02-10T19:22:00.001-08:00

My 1 year-old Chloe already thinks she's a DJ. I better start brainwashing her to become a doctor stat.

What does your butt say about your personality???

2011-01-27T11:03:00.001-08:00

A Russian study says the shape of your butt can reveal your personality.

Men with Muscle Butts are: strong, persistent and enduring in bed.

Women with Round Butts are: sexually active, materialistic and unkind.

Those With Wrinkly Butts are: reliable, steady and calm, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those Who Have Saddlebag Butts are: faithful in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

Women with Saggy Butts are: good wives and careful mothers.

People With Uneven Butts: those whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single. On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women).

Those With Hairy Butts are: very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature.

Those with Birthmarks on their Butt are: courageous and passionate people.

OK... agree with the Russian study? Or disagree?? Did your butt match your personality?

Lady Falls In Mall Fountain While Obliviously Texting Away

2011-01-22T08:21:00.000-08:00

The 11 Million Dollar Christmas Tree!!!

2010-12-20T09:16:00.001-08:00

And you thought Clark Griswold went all out on the Christmas decorations.

The Emirates Palace, a high class hotel in Abu Dhabi, has one-upped every single house on 34th Street in Hampden with this tree. The hotel's lobby features a Christmas tree decorated with over $11 million US Dollars worth of gold, diamonds, and other precious gems.

The hotel; which also has a vending machine that dispenses gold bars, has regretted the "attempts to overload" their tree with adornments to an insane level of bling.

To see more pics of the tree click here.

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=jbUrVvQD

New Jeopardy Category!

2010-12-20T09:15:00.001-08:00

The phrase we have all been waiting to hear! I'm sure Sean Connery is proud of the newest Jeopardy category!

Lil Wayne back on stage in Vegas!

2010-11-08T09:37:00.001-08:00

Fresh out of prision and after his welcome home party in Miami, Lil Wayne had a surprise visit in Las Vegas to sing "Miss Me" with Drake on his "Light Dreams & Nightmares Tour"

Also, according to the terms of Lil Wayne's probation he is not allowed to consume any alcohol for the next three years! What fun is Sin City without the sin? We'll just ignore the brandy snifter next to him in this picture DJ Scoob Doo posted on his twitter of Wayne in the studio. I'm sure it's a fancy glass of ice tea!

picture via plixi.com

Michael Jackson "Breaking News" -- Is it really Michael???

2010-11-08T09:36:00.000-08:00

New Michael Jackson song is out there. He has an album of new music on the way. Question is: is it really Michael??? When Michael Jackson's parents and 2 of his kids heard it they all agreed "THAT'S NOT MICHAEL!" But since they've changed their tune and greenlighted the release as genuine Michael Jackson. What do YOU think??? CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO "HIS" NEW SONG NOW.

Kim Kardashian's first song...

2010-11-05T08:35:00.000-07:00

Kim Kardashian is currently in the studio working on her first record. The first song from the album, "Shake" just got leaked onto the Internet.

Leave your comments on the song below...

I know this'll seem like a disconnect but I wanted to share it.

2010-10-13T17:23:00.001-07:00

PLEASE REPOST ON YOUR FACEBOOK!! THANK YOU!!! :)

The Meat Necklace

2010-10-06T11:29:00.002-07:00

Here it is! The meat necklace I was talking about on the air. Perfect for the little monster in your life. Of atkins dieter. Or beef enthusiast. Jump on the meat dress bandwagon!!!

Jingle Bells... played on... HUH????

2010-10-06T11:29:00.001-07:00

Katy Perry is proud.

The Top 5 Songs That Make Men Cry

2010-09-30T08:40:00.002-07:00

A new survey lists the top songs that make men cry. Here's the Top 5. So crank 'em up and hand him the tissue box:

5) U2 "With Or Without You"

4) Sinead O'Connor "Nothing Compares 2 U"

3) Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"

2) Eric Clapton "Tears In Heaven"

1) R.E.M. "Everyone Hurts"

What makes YOUR man cry??!? CLICK HERE to hear what you said!!

The Kevin Bacon Bacon Bust

2010-09-30T08:40:00.001-07:00

Yum... How would you like a delicious sculpture of the hero of Footloose and the man who can be traced to any other human in 6 simple steps?? What if I told you that this delectable work of art was constructed of tasty salty pig??? I know. Amazing.

Someone actually made a bust of Kevin Bacon.... out of bacon!!!

And it could be yours! The person put the bacon bust on ebay so vote to your heart's content. I think it looks a bit more like Conan O'Brien than Kevin Bacon... but hey... if you tire of looking at it just start eating club sandwiches daily for a few years and it'll be gone!

Here's a pic of the Kevin Bacon bacon bust (click the pic to go to the actual ebay auction):

Get Your Very Own Justin Bieber!

2010-09-29T09:09:00.001-07:00

These dolls (or "action figures" as I'm sure he'd refer them to be called) will be available in December. Pre-order yours (or just see more pics and details) by clicking either pic.

Not being a hater but they're a little creepy to me.

Lindsay Lohan's drug use caught on camera.

2010-09-27T07:52:00.001-07:00

We have no idea what was in the syringe Lilo is holding and appears to be injecting herself at a party from 2007 but knowing she was in rehab for opium use we can only asssume it's heroin.

I don't know which is creepier, the thought of her using heroin or the way she's staring into the camera as she shoots up. Also what's up with the lighting in the picture? What is she at a snuff film party?

Can we get some girl on girl action to destract us from the dirtyness of these pictures?

Lindsay and Paris making out? What kind of drug parties are they having in L.A.?
For more pics of the Mean Girls drug escapades click here.

Lindsay has already been released from prison where she was remanded to stay until her October 22nd court date but of course was granted a $300,000 bail upon appeal.

Lohan is also planning to voluntarily check back into rehab, despite just leaving rehab after being forced to by the courts. A source told People.com: "(Lindsay) will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do." Which she obviously didn't do because she failed two drug tests within weeks of being released from not serving her 90 day sentence.

Terms of her bail is Lilo having to to wear those stylish SCRAM alcohol-monitoring anklets... again, until her next court date. Also she isn't allowed to be anywhere near an establishment who's primary business is to sell alcohol.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1315324/Lindsay-Lohan-caught-camera-injecting-heroin.html

5 Ways To Save At Starbucks... from a Starbucks employee.

2010-09-27T07:50:00.001-07:00

#1.) Get refills! If you keep your Starbucks cup, you can get a coffee refill anytime for 50 cents. If you bring in your own reusable cup, you get 10 cents off. Being green saves some green.

#2.) Get a Starbucks card. Using their rewards card, get free drinks and refills.

#3.) Make it a "poor man's latte." Instead of ordering a latte, order an espresso over ice in a large cup. Then go over to their "condiments" station and fill the rest of the cup up with their free milk.

#4.) Don't order the bananas or bagels. The pastries at Starbucks are pretty good and fairly priced. But the bananas are more expensive than ones you'd get at a grocery store, and the bagels are known to be fairly low quality.

#5.) Make your own iced drink. When you order an iced drink, you get a lot less actual coffee or tea because the ice takes up so much space. For a better value, you can order a hot drink -- then order a cup with ice, and pour in your drink.

Rihanna's new GUN tattoo!

2010-09-22T09:34:00.001-07:00

Check out Rihanna's shocking new tattoo. That is ghetto. But thankfully it's not forever. It's a henna tattoo she likely got for her new movie "Battleship" which she is filming now. As soon as shooting wraps (no pun intended), the tattoo will fade and disappear. Thank God!!!

Katy Perry (and the girls) on Sesame Street

2010-09-22T00:56:00.001-07:00

Alright. Katy Perry has large lady lumps. We get that by now. She shows the girls off fairly frequently -- as I admittedly would too if I were a female with those special things. But this clip has people talking right now... Katy just filmed a guest appearance for Sesame Street. This hasn't aired yet, but check out Katy showing tons of cleavage... to Elmo!!!

What has the critics complaining is "the bounce" while she runs. Watch for yourself:

Justin Bieber gets it on in the back of a Honda!!

2010-09-22T00:55:00.000-07:00

TMZ has pictures of Justin Bieber and "Baby" music video star & opening act Jasmine Villegas taken by a Canadian tourist on Septmeber 9th. How awkward does the guy driving feel that two 16yr olds who make more money in a day then he does in a year, are making out in his backseat and he has to sit there and pretend nothing's happening?

World's Largest Nose

2010-09-20T08:25:00.002-07:00

Mehmet Ozyurek has just set a new Guiness Book of World Records record for having the World's Largest Nose. Yup... last week I showed you the longest dog tongue... today, the world's largest human nose. His nose measures 3.46 inches from bridge to tip. So if you want to beat him, get yanking!!!

Fun Fact: Mehmet can smell dinner two weeks before it's cooked.

HEIDI YOURSELF!!!

2010-09-20T08:25:00.001-07:00

Ever wanted to know what you would look like after 10 plastic surgeories like The Hills star Heidi Montag? Well now find out!! Dr. Michael Salzhauer has created a web app where you can Heidi Yourself!!

MTV UK asked Dr. Michael Salzhauer to develope a web based app from his wildly popular iPhone iSurgeon App. Which you can find on iTunes here.
Email me your Heidi'ized pics JacksonBlue@Z1043.com

Read more about "Heidi Yourself" here.

Katy Perry tells off highschool crush!!

2010-09-16T10:46:00.001-07:00

Katy Perry, in a very sexy cheerleader outfit, did a surprise show at her old high school, Dos Pueblos High near Santa Barbara, CA. When Katy spotted and singled out the "most popular kid in (her) class" then rubbed in the fact that he "never wanted to date" her.
What a fool!

She also dedicates her song "You're So Gay" to him.
So Jerry Springer!!!

P.S. Katy, love the new hair! Don't you wish you could stage on stage in front of hundreds of people and tell off that person from high school that didn't like you? Well... I can do that now... on the radio!

HAHA! WHAT'S UP NOW PLAYAS!

Enrique is a lucky, lucky man.

2010-09-15T07:15:00.000-07:00

Anna Kournikova is on the cover of the new issue of Maxim Magazine. She's now 29 years-old and ohmuhgod more attractive tha ever. Seriously? It's in 3D??? I need to leave work now.

And by the way, yes, she and Enrique are still together.

Betty White is a Super Hero!

2010-09-09T09:35:00.002-07:00

From radio to TV to movies, Super Bowl Commericials to SNL hosting, now saving the world in... a comic book?

Photo via Bluewater Productions

Betty White is getting her own comic book. "Female Force: Betty White" will hit comic book stores and online retailers such as Amazon next month. Betty White is joining the ranks of other famous femme fatales like: Hilary Clinton, Michele Obama, and Condoleezza Rice.

Marvel is already in talks to developing the next Spider-man movie to team up The Hot In Cleveland Star against Venom....

Okay, maybe not but that might be pretty cool. Well, maybe Betty White can play Aunt May, that works much better.

More info at: http://www.bluewaterprod.com/news/betty_white_press_release.php

Should they start calling it Twieber?

2010-09-09T09:35:00.001-07:00

According to an article from Mashable an employee at twitter said: "At any moment Justin Bieber uses 3% of our infrastructure. Racks aof servers are dedicated to him." I wonder how much of that was about the Maryland State Fair over the weekend? Anyway...

Can you believe that so many people are tweeting and retweeting Justin Bieber? Not only do his fans tear down gates and fences to get near him they're tearing apart Twitter as well! This is why I don't follow Justin Bieber on twitter because, well everyone retweets what he says anyway.

The unnamed Tweet engineer also told Mashable in a secret cone-of-silence interview: “Every time Bieber tweets, his messages have to be delivered to more than five million people who then endlessly retweet it. Apparently, his account receives more than 60 @-replies per second for a while after he tweets, which is something Twitter wasn’t originally designed to handle.”

I couldn't imagine having that kind of a dedicated following, but I'm willing to try. Don't forget to follow me on Twitter!

@JacksonBlue

Look see I even made it real easy for you, just click here!

...or here!

But whatever you do, for the love of God
DON'T CLICK THIS!

Read the rest of the Mashable article here: http://mashable.com/2010/09/07/justin-bieber-twitter/

Penio Daskalov is getting a sex change to look like Lady Gaga

2010-09-01T09:20:00.001-07:00

Yup. His name is "Penio." And he's getting a sex-change so he can look like Lady Gaga. He's doing this in hopes of furthering his music career. No more Penio.

Jessica Simpson "Fat" Pictures

2010-08-27T07:29:00.000-07:00

Here we go again. Poor Jessica Simpson. Bloggers and tabloids just wait on her to put on a couple extra pounds then jump all over her. Here are the latest pictures that have everyone saying "ohhhhh looook she's faaaaatt." I think it's terrible that if a girl doesn't look like a twig "she's fat." I support Jessica's curves. That's my 2 cents.

Jessica's Curves For President

Hayley Williams covers "The Bed Intruder Song" -- Hide your kids, Hide your wife...

2010-08-27T07:28:00.000-07:00

Brilliant!!!

Nationwide Deli Meat Recall

2010-08-24T08:45:00.000-07:00

First it was eggs... now deli meat. I think I'm going to start eating only seeds and drinking only water. Yes. I am going to become a human bird.

Here are the details of the recall (380,000 pounds of deli meat purchased at Walmart could be effected):

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DETAILS

Denny's Mozzerella Stick Sandwich

2010-08-12T03:34:00.000-07:00

I think I gained 19 pounds just looking at Denny's new Mozzerella Stick Sandwich. Starting in 2 weeks (August 24th) Denny's will start serving this sandwich. It's a grilled cheese with the cheese melting all around four fried mozzerella sticks in the center. Serve it up with a side of fried butter and the Paula Deans will be flocking to Denny's in droves.

Rihanna's new neck tattoo

2010-08-12T03:33:00.000-07:00

Rihanna has some ghetto tattoos. First the ear tatt (which already looks like it was drawn on with a pencil) and now a neck tattoo?? Nobody mess with Rihanna or she will shank you. I actually semi-like the new tattoo which says "rebelle fleur," French for "Rebel Flower."

PS -- Rihanna has been going to the same hairdresser that does Ronald McDonald's hair. Very very chic.

Teri Hatcher No Make-up Facebook pics

2010-08-12T03:32:00.000-07:00

Here is the brutal truth... and I applaud Teri Hatcher for having the guts to post these. No special lighting. No make-up. No photoshop. She says: "Decided I'd shoot myself to reveal some truths about 'beauty' and hope it makes you all easier on yourself." Again... very very cool of her... still... I think I may vomit a little bit.

New Volkswagen runs on poop -- "The Dung Beetle"

2010-08-12T03:31:00.000-07:00

No syke. This car runs on poop. And it has a charming name: "The Dung Beetle" or "The Bio-Bug."

A car powered by methane gas has been created by a team of British engineers.

The vehicle named the 'Bio-Bug' is run reliably on biogas, which is produced from human waste at sewage works across the country.

Excrement flushed down the toilets of just 70 homes is enough to power the pioneering VW Beetle car for 10,000 miles - the equivalent of one average motoring year.

More pics of Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian together!!!

2010-08-12T03:30:00.000-07:00

Remember all those pictures of Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian together about a month ago which sparked rumors of an odd romantic relationship between the two? Well... mooooorrreee piiiiccctuuurrrresss!!!

(And OK. We now know it was all for a magazine photoshoot. So no worries, Beliebers, they're not creepily together.)

Here's a few of the shots:

Brad & Angelina's $40 Million Mansion

2010-07-29T06:16:00.000-07:00

Poor Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, living in poverty conditions and all. I mean their house is only 18,000 square feet and has a mere 15 bedrooms. How can they exist??? I feel terrible for them. I think I'm going to send them 10 dollars.

Please keep them in your thoughts.

Oksana Grigorieva "Beautiful Heartache"

2010-07-29T06:15:00.000-07:00

This morning there was news that Oksana and Mel Gibson were having another legal battle -- this time over the release of Oksana's new CD, which she cannot distribute unless Mel signs off on it since he was executive producer and co-wrote the music. I remember hearing something about her being a singer at some point... but seeing that story this morning felt like 'oh man, she's trying to make a quick buck off her exposure during this train wreck." Then I searched for her music to hear how terrible it was and found this video. I thought it was going to be a big pile of suckage. And while I don't particularly like the song very much... it's not bad. In fact I know a lot of people who, not knowing who this was, would probably like it. I'm surprised and disappointed that it wasn't funny-bad.

(By the way, Mel directed/produced the video too:)

Tree-Man: This guy is half-man and half tree!!!

2010-07-29T06:14:00.001-07:00

OK... slow news day, so, look at this crazy video I just came across!!! And by no means am I claiming to have "discovered" this, seeing as 18 million people have viewed this video before me. This guy is half-man and half-tree!!! This is not going to help my hypocondriac ways.

Pardon me but that tree is smoking.

Lady Gaga's boyfriend is gross!

2010-07-29T06:13:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga is the most popular entity in music right now. She could easily ~~buy~~ get any guy she wants right now and she chooses........ this guy. I'm sorry for being judgemental but, EW!

He's not wearing joke mullet wig or glueing hair trimmings to his chest to be funny either.

They were in Texas on Monday having a pool party and making out and stuff.

Again I comment: EW!

She banned sex for her and all her dancers while on tour. Maybe she's ensuring she doesn't break the rules by dating a soggy mop.

Justin Bieber - chased down on a segway in Arizona

2010-07-29T06:12:00.000-07:00

Justin Bieber was almost eaten by rabid tween fans the other day in Glendale, Arizona. And a giddy dad caught the whole thing on tape. Justin was teasing the hormones with a game of "you can't catch me" on a segway. They almost did. Best line from giddy dad: "Don't grab him!" Behold:

Bob Barker on Drew Carey's hosting skill

2010-07-29T06:11:00.000-07:00

Wonder what Bob Barker thinks of the job Drew Carey is doing hosting his baby "The Price Is Right?" Sure it's something kind, respectful, and complimentary? Think again. Click on Bob below to hear what he says about Drew's hosting skill:

Team Barker!!! Now spade your dog dammitt!!!

Justin Bieber going to jail too???

2010-07-26T09:05:00.000-07:00

Here's Justin Bieber handcuffed, outfitted in prison garb, and heading for the slammer:

OK... ok... he's not heading to the REAL slammer. Probably heading to catering actually. This pic was taken on the set of CSI where Justin is doing a guest spot on the show.

But you know he must be thinking: "so this is how Lindsay Lohan feels, hmm?"

Ghandi loves Halle Berry

2010-07-26T09:04:00.000-07:00

Pink Ghandi mysteriously showed up on the front gate to actress Halle Berry's LA home yesterday. The police were called to investigate, which I think was a silly move... she should have put that gate up on eBay!!! (OK fine -- maybe graffiti isn't as miraculous as Jesus toast... whatever. Now I'm craving toast.)

Lindsay Lohan's new pre-prison tattoo

2010-07-26T09:03:00.000-07:00

Before she went into the clink, she decided to get some ink. Here's a shot of the new tatt, which didn't get finished due to that pesky jail sentence.

It's of a girl with her eyes closed. Lindsay decided on the design because "she liked the innocence of the girl."

Maybe Mel Gibson will get a tattoo of a happy magical pony on his lower back next.

Justin Bieber makes me feel unaccomplished.

2010-07-23T01:59:00.001-07:00

Justin Bieber was seen driving around (with human-ogre-friend Sean Kingston) in his new $200,000 Lamborghini Gallardo.

Meanwhile here's what I was driving when I was 16:

The rust gave it character... and gave me rashes. Ew.

Paris Hilton: Topless in Italy

2010-07-20T09:03:00.001-07:00

So that's what desperation looks like. As the world focuses on Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton has been busted abroad for marijuana 2 times in the last month and was seen sunbathing topless right under the noses of paparazzi in Italy yesterday. Seems she'll do whatever it takes to keep some of the limelight.

Katy Perry SMOKIN' in a bikini!

2010-07-20T09:02:00.001-07:00

Literally... smoking... BOO! She hit a waterpark yesterday wearing a bikini made for an action figure and took a smoke break with her crew. Waterslides and Winstons. Gag.

Germans hate Lindsay Lohan......'s belly button!

2010-07-19T08:19:00.001-07:00

Lindsay did a photoshoot for German GQ magazine and they had serious issues with her protruding belly button. Haha!!

See photos below. The belly button was removed completely on the cover. (In a video of the photo shoot the belly button was fully visible over her highly pulled shorts.) Then in the pic with the bow and arrow they moved her belly button way up! The belly button was moved to just below her ribcage! Awkward placing. Germans love David Hasselhoff and they obviously love their Photoshop too.

Justin Bieber: Comic Book Star

2010-07-19T08:18:00.000-07:00

Justin Bieber is not yet legal (back down creepy cougars!!) and he already has a biography coming out. But not a boring literary work on his life... no... his life story will be told in 32 pages, in the form of a comic book. And here's your first look of a Stan-Lee'd up Bieber:

Get your Bieber Comic this October.

Pink Injured During Aerial Stunt In Concert! Shocking Accident Caught On Tape!!!

2010-07-16T02:17:00.001-07:00

Pink was going to do some aerial moves duting her encore of "So What" last night in Germany but instead (because she wasn't properly fastened into her harness) was flung into the barricade in the front of the stage. It was a scary moment... but the Pinkness is OK and took to her Twitter page late last night to confirm:
"Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg:"

Another piece of proof that Pink is an invinsible cyborg.
WARNING: There ARE a couple obscenities in the video posted below:

Dear Jackson: "I think I'm pregnant with my twin's boyfriend's baby"

2010-07-16T02:15:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackson,

i have a weird problem I need to resolve. My boyfriend doesn't know, but I have an identical twin sister and we've BOTH been dating him for the past year. My sister has a boyfriend, and we've both been dating him too. This all has been going on since last May. It started as a joke but we just never stopped. Then, I was getting sick in the
morning a lot last week so I took a pregnancy test, and it came up positive. I haven't told anyone... even my sister... and I don't know
what to do. Or whose baby it is! What should I do? I know I did this to myself, but I need advise! HELP!!!

> Tara the Twin

Lindsay Lohan checks into Sober House

2010-07-16T02:14:00.002-07:00

Smart move... but she's most likely doing it to lessen her jail time.

Lady Gaga's new house could be a neighborhood

2010-07-16T02:14:00.001-07:00

Lady Gaga has made a LOT of money. A huge album followed by a deluxe version of the huge album, soon to be followed (in August) by a remix album containing songs from said huge album. Outside of that, a tour that ssems infinant. Cha-ching!

All leading to this. Here's Lady Gaga's new house. A quaint little shack in Bel Aire, California. She's renting, not buying... and the the rent is $25,000 a month. I just got chest pains typing that. Good lord that's a lot of money, especially for someone who's home maybe a couple days a month! It'll probably be a good 10-12 years before she sees all of her house.

Double Rainbow!!!

2010-07-15T07:57:00.001-07:00

Lebron FINALLY chooses his team...

2010-07-12T08:15:00.000-07:00

Sorry Miami... Lebron is Team Edward. God to they look happy together...

Jessica Simpson is 30... and desperate!

2010-07-12T08:12:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday this past weekend by jumping the bones of her new boyfriend/fiance/possible-babby-daddy Eric Johnson. I feel bad for the person on the towel behind them. "Um... excuse me? You're blocking our view of the ocean. Can you please put her down?"

GET A ROOM!!!

Carrie Underwood & John Krasinski get married on Saturday!

2010-07-12T08:09:00.000-07:00

... Just not to each other. Carrie married her NHL-hockey-playing fiance Michael Fisher in Greensboro, GA. Meanwhile The Office's John Krasinski married actress Emily Blunt in a private ceremony. It should have been Pam dammit!!!

Katy Perry Topless

2010-07-05T08:53:00.001-07:00

Why is Katy Perry doing this?? I guess "if you've got them flaunt them" is the answer... but I never pictured her as this kind of "here they are" kind of girl. Could this be a fake? I know it's non-man of me but I hope so. What do you think??? Email me: jackson@z1043.com

Here's the pic that the internet is buzzing about (made safe for work):

Bieber back with Ex

2010-07-05T08:52:00.000-07:00

Justin Bieber could date any tween he wants (and some creepy moms as well... shame on you!!), but who does he pick to get with?? His ex.

Looks like Justin Bieber and his ex-girlfriend Caitlin Beadles had quite a trip to the Bahamas together. She posted on Twitter, "I hate when you have to leave. It's like half of me is gone. I miss you already!"

Go ahead tween girls, let the Caitlin hatred begin. And to give you something to focus on, here's a pic of the two on their Bahama vacay together. Awwww... hatred....

Time to start up the "Lady Gaga is a man" rumors again...

2010-07-05T08:51:00.002-07:00

Holy disturbia!!! This is a picture of Lady Gaga. What what what???
It's a picture that will be printed in Japan's version of Vogue Magazine. What do you think??? I can't decide whether she's brilliant or mad. I think I'll go with C) All of the above.

Sandra Bullock/Jesse James Divorce Papers

2010-07-05T08:51:00.001-07:00

It's final. Here's their divorce papers. Just in case you're studying to be a paralegal or something. Have a looksie:

View Document

Britney's looking good!

2010-07-05T08:50:00.000-07:00

BRITNEY BODY UPDATE: Britney's been working out... and it's paying off. This is the best we've seen her since pre-baldie days. Impressed I am.

Paris Hilton packs heavy for World Cup

2010-07-05T08:49:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton is on her way to the World Cup in South Africa... because I'm sure she cares about soccer. Here's what Paris packs for a 10 day trip. If I were behind her in baggage check at the airport, I would be pissed.

A&E's "Intervention" - Best Cry Ever REMIX!!!

2010-05-28T15:35:00.000-07:00

Hulk Hogan is dating his daughter???

2010-05-12T08:36:00.000-07:00

Hulkster! It's Jackson Blue! I'm a big fan! But why are you dating your daughter Brooke? Wait! You cloned Brooke and are dating her??? Gross. And why is she wearing shoelaces for bikini bottoms??? Double Gross! You old, gross, inbreading, scientist!!! Can I get your autograph?

Seriously though -- can you tell which one is Brooke and which one is Hulk's girlfriend in this pic???

Katie Holmes' lip speaks out: "Katie Holmes is pregnant!"

2010-05-12T08:30:00.000-07:00

This is a bizarre rumor. But when speaking of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, bizarre is the norm. Rumors have broke out (no pun intended) that Katie Holmes is pregnant with martian #2. [Sidenote: Suri is an adorable martian.] The bizarre part is why the rumors have started.

They started because Katie got this sore on her lip. Egads. Gross.

We've seen Katie with this sore twice before. Once when pregnant with Suri. Once randomly. So... when Katie has a nasty sore on her lip, 50% of the time she's preggo.

Bizarre.

Do you think she's pregnant?? Maybe it's the hormones.
Do you think she's not??? Herpes sucks. And there's a cream for that.

Vote up top.

Dear Jackson: Reality Rachel

2010-04-09T08:26:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackson.

I have a strange problem. I'm addicted to reality tv. No joke --
addicted. I can't miss The Amazing Race, Survivor, Dancing With The
Stars, American Idol, Kitchen Nightmares, So You Think You Can Dance,
Sheer Genius, Real Housewives of New York, and on and on and on...
I've even become addicted to a couple reality shows on The TV Guide
Channel. It's gotten so bad that I've stopped going out and seeing
friends or family because I have so much to watch and feel a serious
NEED to watch. I know this sounds ridiculous... but it's very real
and controlling to me. Does anybody have any advice??? I'm actually
watching a taped episode of Conviction Kitchen while I type this!!!
HELP!!!

Reality Rachel

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez split, Sharon Osbourne's boob, and Kate Gosselin's Dancing With The Stars 'horror movie face'

2010-04-04T07:13:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackson: The one about Ricky Martin

2010-03-31T15:26:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackson.

I'm 23 and I've been with my boyfriend for almost 2 years. I love him
very much. But the other day when the news broke of Ricky Martin
coming out of the closet, he had a strange reaction. Almost
excitement about it. Later, when I was using his laptop I noticed
"Ricky Martin naked" in his search history.

I don't want to make too big of a deal out of this... but is this odd?
I feel like we haven't been intimate as much lately either, but I
think I may just be thinking that now out of paranoia. Should I
confront him or just let it fly? Thanks for the advice!

Rachel

Leave your advice for Rachel below... you can remain anonymous!!! Thanks!!!

Kate Gosselin was nerd city in high school!

2010-03-30T05:54:00.000-07:00

Poor girl was always damned with bad hair.

Which Is the REAL Selena???

2010-03-30T05:52:00.000-07:00

One is wax... one is real... IDENTIFY!!!

Hayley from Paramore covers Lady Gaga "Bad Romance" Video

2010-03-29T08:45:00.001-07:00

Katy Perry made out with Justin Bieber ('s cheek)

2010-03-27T19:46:00.000-07:00

Katy Perry threw this twitpic up on Twitter (backstage at Teen Choice Awards):

"Told you I would tap that. Yummy."

Hahaha. I love Katy Perry's silly wit. And I know I know... you love Justin Bieber and want to have his children in 10-15 years. :)

Dear Jackson: Sister Love

2010-03-24T17:08:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackson,

I have a big problem. I've been married for 5 years and known my wife
for 8. We have 2 great kids and our relationship is great. I love my
wife, I really do. I wouldn't do anything in the world to hurt her.
Problem is I love her sister as well. No one knows my true feelings. I
started working where my sister-in-law works (I've left that job since
then) about 7 years ago. As soon as I saw her, I felt something right
away. She was already married and, even though at the time I was still
single, I didn't want to interfere in her marriage. She set me up on a
blind date with her sister (now my wife) and we hit it off. I fell in
love with my wife and I thought I was over her sister. I know I can't
tell them what my true feelings are... or can I??? Please give me
advice!!!

Thanks

Clarence

Lady Gaga Relaxes by fishing in her underwear and high heels

2010-03-24T13:13:00.000-07:00

Lady Gaga refused to tone down her eccentric dress sense even when she went fishing on a remote beach in New Zealand.

Lady Gaga went fishing in high heels and underwear.

The 23-year-old pop star had a relaxing two-day break on a beach in New Zealand following two performances in Auckland, but refused to tone down her eccentric dress sense.

Jason Schwarz, general manager of Waiheke's Goldwater Estate on Waiheke Island, said: "She's pretty eccentric, she didn't take her heels off once.

"She went down to Onetangi Beach to go fishing in her eight-inch heels, undies and a man's business shirt - that's it. She still had her bright yellow hair."

Discussing reports the 'Telephone' hitmaker was exhausted following her Auckland shows after she took off her headgear and lied down during her final performance of 'Bad Romance', Jason claimed she was fine, although a little tired when she arrived on the island by helicopter as she had been up partying until 4am.

He told the New Zealand Herald newspaper: "I think she was OK though, she was just pretty tired."

The New York-based performer travelled to the island with some dancers and her bodyguard, where they all enjoyed barbecues with sausages, oysters and local tarakihi fish.

Gaga is now in Australia on the latest leg of her 'Monster Ball Tour', before she heads to Japan in April.

I love this new song/video - Professor Green "I Need You Tonight"

2010-03-18T20:37:00.000-07:00

Professor Green "I Need You Tonight"
What do you think?

Does Taylor Lautner Resemble a Llama???

2010-03-18T08:43:00.000-07:00

Some guy posted this online. I giggled. What do you think? Might he be a shaved llama?

Dear Jackson: The Guy With the Wasted Girlfriend

2010-03-18T08:42:00.000-07:00

Dear Jackson

My girlfriend and I are in our early-twenties and this past weekend we
celebrated Saint Patricks Day weekend with a lot of green beer. A LOT
of green beer. My girlfriend ended up getting so drunk she was making
out with this random guy right in front of me. We're a happy couple,
we've been together 2 years, and I know she was drunk, but really?
When I confronted her about it the next day she didn't remember a
thing and said she thought I made it all up. Should I just drop it?
Am I wrong for feeling cheated? Thanks for any insight.

"The guy with the wasted girlfriend"

Here's Kesha before she was a star!

2010-03-03T13:40:00.001-08:00

Perez Hilton posted this rad picture of Ke$ha back from when she was in 5th grade. She doesn't really look like she showered much as a kid either. This should be inspiration for all kids out there. If she can make it, so can you!!!

2010-03-03T05:18:00.001-08:00

This week's new letter:

dear jackson,

ok the question i need to know is should i stay or leave? I have been
with this guy for 6 and a half years and have three kids with him. Im
only 21 and i want to get married and i feel like im wasting my time.

He always tells me he does not want to get married but he is the
father of my kids and i love him. I just need to hear from other
people if im trying to make something work thats not going to. Also he
has cheated three times that i know of, but swears he wont do it again
and he loves me.

anonymous

And here's last week's letter (forgot to post til now... whoopsies!):

Dear Jackson.

This is not a joke email. I'm 24 and just discovered that the girl
I've been dating for the past three years is actually my second
cousin. I'm not close with any family so have been researching my
ancestry. When I came across this, I felt incredibly ill. Should I
tell her??? We are truly in love and have been planning our future
together but is it now taboo??? I'm sure nobody has been in my
position but I need advice! Thanks!

Bradley

OK! There's 2 letters! Now leave some advice!!! Thank you!

Lady Gaga wears a lobster on her head!!!

2010-03-02T08:43:00.000-08:00

Lady Gaga is a performance art piece. Just when you thought she's topped-out on the weirdness scale, she raises the bar again. God I love her. Where to start? Jewel-encrusted life-size lobster on the face? Chicken claw wrist band? Public nakedness? She looks like a cross between an old-school Batman villain and a headcase who you try not to make eye-contact with on the street so they don't throw pee on you.

Britney Spears: unairbrushed and unhairbrushed

2010-02-24T21:52:00.000-08:00

Here's Britney Spears' new Candie's ad:

And here's Britney Spears last night at Starbucks in Hollywood:

Any questions???

Lady Gaga at the Brit Awards 2010

2010-02-17T20:29:00.000-08:00

What was Lady Gaga wearing last night??? Um. This.

God I love her. She makes awards shows worth watching. This was Gaga yesterday arriving at the Brit Awards where tonight she won 3 awards and performed wearing... um... that.

Here's video proof (of the performance).

Judge Judy: #1 Judge Show for 13 YEARS!!!

2010-02-17T20:17:00.000-08:00

This week Judge Judy celebrates her 700th week as the top-rated court show on TV. That's 13 years at number one!!! "The Macarena" came out the same year her show started and spent one week at number one. Thank God that song didn't have Judge Judy success. If it did I might be a mass murderer today. Phew.

Note to all other TV judges: the key to Judy's success??? She wears a decorative white collar. Wear a collar that screams "weird drink coaster at grandma's house" and you too will be successful. You're welcome, Judge Mathis.

Mena Suvari showed up to Fashion Week with that hair

2010-02-16T12:20:00.000-08:00

Actress Mena Suvari showed up to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City on Saturday with this interesting look.

Was she going for "I took a shower then immediately took a nap and only had enough time to paint my face on?"

Or maybe she was going for "please stand away from me because there is a wild creature living in my hair and it may jump out and bite you."

Very fashion forward... I guess.

Kelly Clarkson looks like this right now.

2010-02-16T09:18:00.000-08:00

That's all.

Heidi Montag Playboy 2010

2010-02-15T09:10:00.000-08:00

Well... post laundry list of plastic surgeries... the newly built Heidi Montag announced that she'll be posing (with all her new parts showing) for Playboy.

And we paid off the right people to get the first look!!!

Behold:

That's HOT!!!

Week of 2-15-10 on the Party Playhouse

2010-02-15T07:37:00.000-08:00

Tuesday we'll talk with Ryan Tedder, lead singer of One Republic and writer of songs like Kelly Clarkson "Already Gone" and Beyonce "Halo."

Thursday we'll have another Mystery Celebrity Guest Requester. Producer Andrew's hint: "4 letters, one is a 'Z.'"

Britney Spears Needs a Bra

2010-02-15T07:24:00.000-08:00

Britney went bra-less again this past weekend. She looks like a human bird feeder. I hope she got some lingerie for Valentines Day.

And the Feb 11th Mystery Celebrity Requester was....

2010-02-11T21:41:00.000-08:00

Much thanks to Ludacris for calling into the show and requesting Justin Bieber "Baby." The rule is: you have to request a song not your own, so Ludacris skirts by with that song (featuring Ludacris).

Producer Andrew's hint was "Google 'Gamer.'" If you google "Gamer" you'll see it's a new movie on DVD co-starring LUDACRIS.

Survivor: Heroes versus Villains -- Go Russell!!!

2010-02-11T20:37:00.000-08:00

I'm so excited Survivor: Heroes versus Villains is on. And I'll remain excited so long as Russell is on the show. And to a lesser extent, Boston Rob. I totally side with the villains which automatically makes me want to call my mom and apologize, but the heroes make me want to cry (out of boredom) like Sugar at a screening of Dear John. Or Sugar at a puppy shelter. Or Sugar at anywhere.

Team Russell!!! You with???

Toy Story 3 -- Ken doll is... HAPPY!!!

2010-02-11T20:28:00.000-08:00

What a great new character for Toy Story 3. I always pictured Ken as a "pinky-out" kind of martini-drinker. Barbie was always his beard.

Find Colonel Sanders head, get free chicken!!!

2010-02-11T16:02:00.000-08:00

Here's a rad news story out of Kentucky:

KFC is hoping the folks who ran off with a bronze bust of Colonel Harland Sanders have big appetites.

The chicken giant is offering $500 worth of grilled chicken as a reward for information leading to the return of the bust that was taken from a Berea KFC last month.

KFC spokesman Rick Maynard says the chain considered offering cash, "but we think KFC's world-famous chicken is a better motivator than money."

Yeah... but $500 cash doesn't give you love handles!!!

Dear Jackson: Dogged-Out Doug

2010-02-10T13:02:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackson,

Last June I bought my wife a pet Cockapoo (cocker spaniel poodle mix)
and she LOVES the dog. Literally LOVES it so much that it's hurting
our relationship. She seems to care more about it than me! It sleeps
between us every night. And even worse, she doesn't let me put it
down off the bed when we get intimate. It's just disturbing!!! How
can I learn to adapt -- or what should I do to show my wife that I
feel forgotten??? HELP!!!

Dogged-out Doug

Leave your advice for Doug and his creepy staring dog problem below. And yes -- you can stay anonymous!

Megan Fox Superbowl Body Double

2010-02-09T21:22:00.000-08:00

Megan Fox starred in a Motorola commercial during the Superbowl. It was possibly her greatest work as an actress -- perhaps because it was only 30 seconds. Nontheless she used a body double in this 30 second Superbowl spend-fest. Reason-being? Megan Fox has "Hobbit Hands." Observe. On left, hand-model-stand-in-hands. At right, Megan-Fox-stub-fest. She's still hot. Just brown-bag the hands.

Beyonce... cheating on Jay-Z???

2010-02-09T21:15:00.000-08:00

Here's Beyonce coming out of a Motel 6 after hooking up with some random.
"I just woke up... where's my free continental breakfast? I want a stale pastry." That's what she's thinking here.

(OK. Totally made up. But whatever.)

Week of 2-8-10 on the Party Playhouse

2010-02-07T09:04:00.001-08:00

PLUS... we'll talk with Lady Gaga too!

(Any guesses off Andrew's hint who Thursday's "Mystery Celebrity Guest Requester" will be? I'm thinking it'll be a pimply computer nerd trying to sell Noxema Pads.)

Snookie gets booed on live TV?!? WTF??!?

2010-02-07T09:03:00.001-08:00

Dear Jackson: A Female

2010-02-03T12:36:00.000-08:00

Dear Jackson

I think after 4 years of dating my boyfriend I want to move on. Im
sick of everything hes put me through, and I can't trust him. He's my
first love, etc. so I'm not sure how to just leave. I've tried to
before but I love him so much I couldn't stay away and kept forgiving
him. Any advice how to move on so I can be happy?

A Female

Got advice for "A Female???" Leave it below as a comment! You can stay anonymous too if you'd like! Thanks!!!

Sweet Sword Skills!!!

2010-02-02T08:45:00.001-08:00