My LUCKY Rock

This rock is filled with luckiness. Everybody who has touched it has seen amazing results. Now I offer it to you. Rub the computer screen and report back to me when lucky things happen for you too as a result.

Chloe, the DJ

My 1 year-old Chloe already thinks she's a DJ. I better start brainwashing her to become a doctor stat.

What does your butt say about your personality???

A Russian study says the shape of your butt can reveal your personality.

Men with Muscle Butts are: strong, persistent and enduring in bed.

Women with Round Butts are: sexually active, materialistic and unkind.

Those With Wrinkly Butts are: reliable, steady and calm, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those Who Have Saddlebag Butts are: faithful in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

Women with Saggy Butts are: good wives and careful mothers.

People With Uneven Butts: those whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single. On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women).

Those With Hairy Butts are: very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature.

Those with Birthmarks on their Butt are: courageous and passionate people.

OK... agree with the Russian study?  Or disagree??  Did your butt match your personality? 

Lady Falls In Mall Fountain While Obliviously Texting Away

The 11 Million Dollar Christmas Tree!!!

And you thought Clark Griswold went all out on the Christmas decorations. 

The Emirates Palace, a high class hotel in Abu Dhabi, has one-upped every single house on 34th Street in Hampden with this tree. The hotel's lobby features a Christmas tree decorated with over $11 million US Dollars worth of gold, diamonds, and other precious gems.

The hotel; which also has a vending machine that dispenses gold bars,  has regretted the "attempts to overload" their tree with adornments to an insane level of bling.

To see more pics of the tree click here.

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=jbUrVvQD

New Jeopardy Category!

The phrase we have all been waiting to hear! I'm sure Sean Connery is proud of the newest Jeopardy category!

Lil Wayne back on stage in Vegas!

Fresh out of prision and after his welcome home party in Miami, Lil Wayne had a surprise visit in Las Vegas to sing "Miss Me" with Drake on his "Light Dreams & Nightmares Tour"



Also, according to the terms of Lil Wayne's probation he is not allowed to consume any alcohol for the next three years! What fun is Sin City without the sin? We'll just ignore the brandy snifter next to him in this picture DJ Scoob Doo posted on his twitter of Wayne in the studio. I'm sure it's a fancy glass of ice tea!

picture via plixi.com