Carrie Underwood & John Krasinski get married on Saturday!

... Just not to each other.  Carrie married her NHL-hockey-playing fiance Michael Fisher in Greensboro, GA.  Meanwhile The Office's John Krasinski married actress Emily Blunt in a private ceremony.  It should have been Pam dammit!!!

Katy Perry Topless

Why is Katy Perry doing this??  I guess "if you've got them flaunt them" is the answer... but I never pictured her as this kind of "here they are" kind of girl.  Could this be a fake?  I know it's non-man of me but I hope so.  What do you think???  Email me: jackson@z1043.com

Here's the pic that the internet is buzzing about (made safe for work):

Bieber back with Ex

Justin Bieber could date any tween he wants (and some creepy moms as well... shame on you!!), but who does he pick to get with??  His ex.

Looks like Justin Bieber and his ex-girlfriend Caitlin Beadles had quite a trip to the Bahamas together.  She posted on Twitter, "I hate when you have to leave. It's like half of me is gone. I miss you already!" 

Go ahead tween girls, let the Caitlin hatred begin.  And to give you something to focus on, here's a pic of the two on their Bahama vacay together.  Awwww... hatred....

Time to start up the "Lady Gaga is a man" rumors again...

Holy disturbia!!!  This is a picture of Lady Gaga.  What what what???
It's a picture that will be printed in Japan's version of Vogue Magazine.  What do you think???  I can't decide whether she's brilliant or mad.  I think I'll go with C) All of the above.

Sandra Bullock/Jesse James Divorce Papers

It's final.  Here's their divorce papers.  Just in case you're studying to be a paralegal or something.  Have a looksie:

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Britney's looking good!

BRITNEY BODY UPDATE: Britney's been working out... and it's paying off.  This is the best we've seen her since pre-baldie days.  Impressed I am.

Paris Hilton packs heavy for World Cup

Paris Hilton is on her way to the World Cup in South Africa... because I'm sure she cares about soccer.  Here's what Paris packs for a 10 day trip.  If I were behind her in baggage check at the airport, I would be pissed.