My LUCKY Rock

This rock is filled with luckiness. Everybody who has touched it has seen amazing results. Now I offer it to you. Rub the computer screen and report back to me when lucky things happen for you too as a result.

Chloe, the DJ

My 1 year-old Chloe already thinks she's a DJ. I better start brainwashing her to become a doctor stat.

What does your butt say about your personality???

A Russian study says the shape of your butt can reveal your personality.

Men with Muscle Butts are: strong, persistent and enduring in bed.

Women with Round Butts are: sexually active, materialistic and unkind.

Those With Wrinkly Butts are: reliable, steady and calm, whereas asymmetrical wrinkles expose selfish and greedy people.

Those Who Have Saddlebag Butts are: faithful in love and marriage. Men and women with such buttocks are hopelessly mediocre individuals.

Women with Saggy Butts are: good wives and careful mothers.

People With Uneven Butts: those whose left buttock is larger than the right one, have to contract marriage as early as possible - it is terribly unhealthy for them to stay single. On the other hand, the people, whose right buttock is larger than the left one, will have to face a lot of serious problems in their lives (career problems for men and child birth problems for women).

Those With Hairy Butts are: very kind and agreeable people, although they also expose their genetic predisposition to illnesses of pelvic organs, first and foremost. One should also bear in mind the fact that parents, who have hairy buttocks, give birth to psychologically unbalanced, short-tempered children. The combination of red hair on the head and black hair on the buttocks may occur for talented and highly emotional people. Grey bottom hair is a vestige of premature impotence for men, whereas red hair reveals their depraved nature.

Those with Birthmarks on their Butt are: courageous and passionate people.

OK... agree with the Russian study?  Or disagree??  Did your butt match your personality? 

Lady Falls In Mall Fountain While Obliviously Texting Away

The 11 Million Dollar Christmas Tree!!!

And you thought Clark Griswold went all out on the Christmas decorations. 

The Emirates Palace, a high class hotel in Abu Dhabi, has one-upped every single house on 34th Street in Hampden with this tree. The hotel's lobby features a Christmas tree decorated with over $11 million US Dollars worth of gold, diamonds, and other precious gems.

The hotel; which also has a vending machine that dispenses gold bars,  has regretted the "attempts to overload" their tree with adornments to an insane level of bling.

To see more pics of the tree click here.

http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_16032/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=jbUrVvQD

New Jeopardy Category!

The phrase we have all been waiting to hear! I'm sure Sean Connery is proud of the newest Jeopardy category!

Lil Wayne back on stage in Vegas!

Fresh out of prision and after his welcome home party in Miami, Lil Wayne had a surprise visit in Las Vegas to sing "Miss Me" with Drake on his "Light Dreams & Nightmares Tour"



Also, according to the terms of Lil Wayne's probation he is not allowed to consume any alcohol for the next three years! What fun is Sin City without the sin? We'll just ignore the brandy snifter next to him in this picture DJ Scoob Doo posted on his twitter of Wayne in the studio. I'm sure it's a fancy glass of ice tea!

picture via plixi.com

Michael Jackson "Breaking News" -- Is it really Michael???

New Michael Jackson song is out there.  He has an album of new music on the way.  Question is: is it really Michael???  When Michael Jackson's parents and 2 of his kids heard it they all agreed "THAT'S NOT MICHAEL!" But since they've changed their tune and greenlighted the release as genuine Michael Jackson.  What do YOU think???  CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO "HIS" NEW SONG NOW.

Kim Kardashian's first song...

Kim Kardashian is currently in the studio working on her first record. The first song from the album, "Shake" just got leaked onto the Internet.

Leave your comments on the song below...

I know this'll seem like a disconnect but I wanted to share it.

PLEASE REPOST ON YOUR FACEBOOK!! THANK YOU!!! :)

The Meat Necklace

Here it is!  The meat necklace I was talking about on the air.  Perfect for the little monster in your life.  Of atkins dieter.  Or beef enthusiast.  Jump on the meat dress bandwagon!!!

Jingle Bells... played on... HUH????

Katy Perry is proud.

The Top 5 Songs That Make Men Cry

A new survey lists the top songs that make men cry.  Here's the Top 5.  So crank 'em up and hand him the tissue box:

5) U2 "With Or Without You"

4) Sinead O'Connor "Nothing Compares 2 U"

3) Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"

2) Eric Clapton "Tears In Heaven"

1) R.E.M. "Everyone Hurts"

What makes YOUR man cry??!? CLICK HERE to hear what you said!!

The Kevin Bacon Bacon Bust

Yum... How would you like a delicious sculpture of the hero of Footloose and the man who can be traced to any other human in 6 simple steps??  What if I told you that this delectable work of art was constructed of tasty salty pig???  I know.  Amazing.

Someone actually made a bust of Kevin Bacon.... out of bacon!!!

And it could be yours!  The person put the bacon bust on ebay so vote to your heart's content.  I think it looks a bit more like Conan O'Brien than Kevin Bacon... but hey... if you tire of looking at it just start eating club sandwiches daily for a few years and it'll be gone!

Here's a pic of the Kevin Bacon bacon bust (click the pic to go to the actual ebay auction):

Get Your Very Own Justin Bieber!

These dolls (or "action figures" as I'm sure he'd refer them to be called) will be available in December.  Pre-order yours (or just see more pics and details) by clicking either pic.

Not being a hater but they're a little creepy to me.

Lindsay Lohan's drug use caught on camera.

We have no idea what was in the syringe Lilo is holding and appears to be injecting herself at a party from 2007 but knowing she was in rehab for opium use we can only asssume it's heroin.

I don't know which is creepier, the thought of her using heroin or  the way she's staring into the camera as she shoots up. Also what's up with the lighting in the picture? What is she at a snuff film party?

Can we get some girl on girl action to destract us from the dirtyness of these pictures?

Lindsay and Paris making out? What kind of drug parties are they having in L.A.?
For more pics of the Mean Girls drug escapades click here.

Lindsay has already been released from prison where she was remanded to stay until her October 22nd court date but of course was granted a $300,000 bail upon appeal. 

Lohan is also planning to voluntarily check back into rehab, despite just leaving rehab after being forced to by the courts. A source told People.com: "(Lindsay) will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do." Which she obviously didn't do because she failed two drug tests within weeks of being released from not serving her 90 day sentence.

Terms of her bail is Lilo having to to wear those stylish SCRAM alcohol-monitoring anklets... again, until her next court date. Also she isn't allowed to be anywhere near an establishment who's primary business is to sell alcohol.




http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1315324/Lindsay-Lohan-caught-camera-injecting-heroin.html

5 Ways To Save At Starbucks... from a Starbucks employee.

#1.)  Get refills!  If you keep your Starbucks cup, you can get a coffee refill anytime for 50 cents.  If you bring in your own reusable cup, you get 10 cents off.  Being green saves some green. 

 

#2.)  Get a Starbucks card.  Using their rewards card, get free drinks and refills.

  

#3.)  Make it a "poor man's latte."  Instead of ordering a latte, order an espresso over ice in a large cup.  Then go over to their "condiments" station and fill the rest of the cup up with their free milk.

  

#4.)  Don't order the bananas or bagels.  The pastries at Starbucks are pretty good and fairly priced.  But the bananas are more expensive than ones you'd get at a grocery store, and the bagels are known to be fairly low quality.

  

#5.)  Make your own iced drink.  When you order an iced drink, you get a lot less actual coffee or tea because the ice takes up so much space.  For a better value, you can order a hot drink -- then order a cup with ice, and pour in your drink.

Rihanna's new GUN tattoo!

Check out Rihanna's shocking new tattoo.  That is ghetto.  But thankfully it's not forever.  It's a henna tattoo she likely got for her new movie "Battleship" which she is filming now.  As soon as shooting wraps (no pun intended), the tattoo will fade and disappear.  Thank God!!!

Katy Perry (and the girls) on Sesame Street

Alright.  Katy Perry has large lady lumps.  We get that by now.  She shows the girls off fairly frequently -- as I admittedly would too if I were a female with those special things.  But this clip has people talking right now... Katy just filmed a guest appearance for Sesame Street.  This hasn't aired yet, but check out Katy showing tons of cleavage... to Elmo!!!

What has the critics complaining is "the bounce" while she runs.  Watch for yourself:

Justin Bieber gets it on in the back of a Honda!!

TMZ has pictures of Justin Bieber and "Baby" music video star & opening act Jasmine Villegas taken by a Canadian tourist on Septmeber 9th. How awkward does the guy driving feel that two 16yr olds who make more money in a day then he does in a year, are making out in his backseat and he has to sit there and pretend nothing's happening?