Brad & Angelina's $40 Million Mansion

Poor Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, living in poverty conditions and all.  I mean their house is only 18,000 square feet and has a mere 15 bedrooms.  How can they exist???  I feel terrible for them.  I think I'm going to send them 10 dollars.

Please keep them in your thoughts.

Oksana Grigorieva "Beautiful Heartache"

This morning there was news that Oksana and Mel Gibson were having another legal battle -- this time over the release of Oksana's new CD, which she cannot distribute unless Mel signs off on it since he was executive producer and co-wrote the music.  I remember hearing something about her being a singer at some point... but seeing that story this morning felt like 'oh man, she's trying to make a quick buck off her exposure during this train wreck."  Then I searched for her music to hear how terrible it was and found this video.  I thought it was going to be a big pile of suckage.  And while I don't particularly like the song very much... it's not bad.  In fact I know a lot of people who, not knowing who this was, would probably like it.  I'm surprised and disappointed that it wasn't funny-bad.

(By the way, Mel directed/produced the video too:)

Tree-Man: This guy is half-man and half tree!!!

OK... slow news day, so, look at this crazy video I just came across!!!  And by no means am I claiming to have "discovered" this, seeing as 18 million people have viewed this video before me.  This guy is half-man and half-tree!!!  This is not going to help my hypocondriac ways.

Pardon me but that tree is smoking.

Lady Gaga's boyfriend is gross!

Lady Gaga is the most popular entity in music right now.  She could easily buy get any guy she wants right now and she chooses........ this guy.  I'm sorry for being judgemental but, EW! 

He's not wearing joke mullet wig or glueing hair trimmings to his chest to be funny either.

They were in Texas on Monday having a pool party and making out and stuff.



Again I comment: EW!

She banned sex for her and all her dancers while on tour.  Maybe she's ensuring she doesn't break the rules by dating a soggy mop.

Justin Bieber - chased down on a segway in Arizona

Justin Bieber was almost eaten by rabid tween fans the other day in Glendale, Arizona.  And a giddy dad caught the whole thing on tape.  Justin was teasing the hormones with a game of "you can't catch me" on a segway.  They almost did.  Best line from giddy dad: "Don't grab him!"  Behold:

Bob Barker on Drew Carey's hosting skill

Wonder what Bob Barker thinks of the job Drew Carey is doing hosting his baby "The Price Is Right?"  Sure it's something kind, respectful, and complimentary?  Think again.  Click on Bob below to hear what he says about Drew's hosting skill:

Team Barker!!!  Now spade your dog dammitt!!!

Justin Bieber going to jail too???

Here's Justin Bieber handcuffed, outfitted in prison garb, and heading for the slammer:

OK... ok... he's not heading to the REAL slammer.  Probably heading to catering actually.  This pic was taken on the set of CSI where Justin is doing a guest spot on the show. 

But you know he must be thinking: "so this is how Lindsay Lohan feels, hmm?"