Monday, December 20, 2010

The 11 Million Dollar Christmas Tree!!!

And you thought Clark Griswold went all out on the Christmas decorations. 

The Emirates Palace, a high class hotel in Abu Dhabi, has one-upped every single house on 34th Street in Hampden with this tree. The hotel's lobby features a Christmas tree decorated with over $11 million US Dollars worth of gold, diamonds, and other precious gems.

The hotel; which also has a vending machine that dispenses gold bars,  has regretted the "attempts to overload" their tree with adornments to an insane level of bling.

To see more pics of the tree click

New Jeopardy Category!

The phrase we have all been waiting to hear! I'm sure Sean Connery is proud of the newest Jeopardy category!

Monday, November 8, 2010

Lil Wayne back on stage in Vegas!

Fresh out of prision and after his welcome home party in Miami,
Lil Wayne had a surprise visit in Las Vegas to sing "Miss Me" with Drake on his "Light Dreams & Nightmares Tour"

Also, according to the terms of Lil Wayne's probation he is not allowed to consume any alcohol for the next three years! What fun is Sin City without the sin? We'll just ignore the brandy snifter next to him in this picture DJ Scoob Doo posted on his twitter of Wayne in the studio. I'm sure it's a fancy glass of ice tea!

picture via

Michael Jackson "Breaking News" -- Is it really Michael???

New Michael Jackson song is out there.  He has an album of new music on the way.  Question is: is it really Michael???  When Michael Jackson's parents and 2 of his kids heard it they all agreed "THAT'S NOT MICHAEL!" But since they've changed their tune and greenlighted the release as genuine Michael Jackson.  What do YOU think???  CLICK HERE TO LISTEN TO "HIS" NEW SONG NOW.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Kim Kardashian's first song...

Kim Kardashian is currently in the studio working on her first record. The first song from the album, "Shake" just got leaked onto the Internet.

Leave your comments on the song below...

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I know this'll seem like a disconnect but I wanted to share it.


Wednesday, October 6, 2010

The Meat Necklace

Here it is!  The meat necklace I was talking about on the air.  Perfect for the little monster in your life.  Of atkins dieter.  Or beef enthusiast.  Jump on the meat dress bandwagon!!!

Jingle Bells... played on... HUH????

Katy Perry is proud.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

The Top 5 Songs That Make Men Cry

A new survey lists the top songs that make men cry.  Here's the Top 5.  So crank 'em up and hand him the tissue box:

5) U2 "With Or Without You"

4) Sinead O'Connor "Nothing Compares 2 U"

3) Leonard Cohen "Hallelujah"

2) Eric Clapton "Tears In Heaven"

1) R.E.M. "Everyone Hurts"

What makes YOUR man cry??!? CLICK HERE to hear what you said!!

The Kevin Bacon Bacon Bust

Yum... How would you like a delicious sculpture of the hero of Footloose and the man who can be traced to any other human in 6 simple steps??  What if I told you that this delectable work of art was constructed of tasty salty pig???  I know.  Amazing.

Someone actually made a bust of Kevin Bacon.... out of bacon!!!

And it could be yours!  The person put the bacon bust on ebay so vote to your heart's content.  I think it looks a bit more like Conan O'Brien than Kevin Bacon... but hey... if you tire of looking at it just start eating club sandwiches daily for a few years and it'll be gone!

Here's a pic of the Kevin Bacon bacon bust (click the pic to go to the actual ebay auction):

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Get Your Very Own Justin Bieber!

These dolls (or "action figures" as I'm sure he'd refer them to be called) will be available in December.  Pre-order yours (or just see more pics and details) by clicking either pic.

Not being a hater but they're a little creepy to me.

Monday, September 27, 2010

Lindsay Lohan's drug use caught on camera.

We have no idea what was in the syringe Lilo is holding and ap'Terrifying': Lindsay Lohan stares directly into the camera as she aims what appears to be a syringe at her wristpears to be injecting herself at a party from 2007 but knowing she was in rehab for opium use we can only asssume it's heroin.

I don't know which is creepier, the thought of her using heroin or  the way she's staring into the camera as she shoots up. Also what's up with the lighting in the picture? What is she at a snuff film party?

Can we get some girl on girl action to destract us from the dirtyness of these pictures?

Making out: Lohan and Hilton are locked in a passionate embrace in one of the images of the partyLindsay and Paris making out? What kind of drug parties are they having in L.A.?
For more pics of the Mean Girls drug escapades click here.

Lindsay has already been released from prison where she was remanded to stay until her October 22nd court date but of course was granted a $300,000 bail upon appeal. 

Lohan is also planning to voluntarily check back into rehab, despite just leaving rehab after being forced to by the courts. A source told "(Lindsay) will step up her treatment and do more than what she was previously ordered to do." Which she obviously didn't do because she failed two drug tests within weeks of being released from not serving her 90 day sentence.

Terms of her bail is Lilo having to to wear those stylish SCRAM alcohol-monitoring anklets... again, until her next court date. Also she isn't allowed to be anywhere near an establishment who's primary business is to sell alcohol.

5 Ways To Save At Starbucks... from a Starbucks employee.

#1.)  Get refills!  If you keep your Starbucks cup, you can get a coffee refill anytime for 50 cents.  If you bring in your own reusable cup, you get 10 cents off.  Being green saves some green. 


#2.)  Get a Starbucks card.  Using their rewards card, get free drinks and refills.


#3.)  Make it a "poor man's latte."  Instead of ordering a latte, order an espresso over ice in a large cup.  Then go over to their "condiments" station and fill the rest of the cup up with their free milk.


#4.)  Don't order the bananas or bagels.  The pastries at Starbucks are pretty good and fairly priced.  But the bananas are more expensive than ones you'd get at a grocery store, and the bagels are known to be fairly low quality.


#5.)  Make your own iced drink.  When you order an iced drink, you get a lot less actual coffee or tea because the ice takes up so much space.  For a better value, you can order a hot drink -- then order a cup with ice, and pour in your drink.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Rihanna's new GUN tattoo!

Check out Rihanna's shocking new tattoo.  That is ghetto.  But thankfully it's not forever.  It's a henna tattoo she likely got for her new movie "Battleship" which she is filming now.  As soon as shooting wraps (no pun intended), the tattoo will fade and disappear.  Thank God!!!

Katy Perry (and the girls) on Sesame Street

Alright.  Katy Perry has large lady lumps.  We get that by now.  She shows the girls off fairly frequently -- as I admittedly would too if I were a female with those special things.  But this clip has people talking right now... Katy just filmed a guest appearance for Sesame Street.  This hasn't aired yet, but check out Katy showing tons of cleavage... to Elmo!!!

What has the critics complaining is "the bounce" while she runs.  Watch for yourself:

Justin Bieber gets it on in the back of a Honda!!

TMZ has pictures of Justin Bieber and "Baby" music video star & opening act Jasmine Villegas taken by a Canadian tourist on Septmeber 9th. How awkward does the guy driving feel that two 16yr olds who make more money in a day then he does in a year, are making out in his backseat and he has to sit there and pretend nothing's happening?


Monday, September 20, 2010

World's Largest Nose

Mehmet Ozyurek has just set a new Guiness Book of World Records record for having the World's Largest Nose.  Yup... last week I showed you the longest dog tongue... today, the world's largest human nose.  His nose measures 3.46 inches from bridge to tip.  So if you want to beat him, get yanking!!!

Fun Fact: Mehmet can smell dinner two weeks before it's cooked.


Ever wanted to know what you would look like after 10 plastic surgeories like The Hills star Heidi Montag? Well now find out!! Dr. Michael Salzhauer has created a web app where you can Heidi Yourself!!

MTV UK asked Dr. Michael Salzhauer to develope a web based app from his wildly popular iPhone iSurgeon App. Which you can find on iTunes here.
Email me your Heidi'ized pics

Read more about "Heidi Yourself" here.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Katy Perry tells off highschool crush!!

Katy Perry
, in a very sexy cheerleader outfit, did a surprise show at her old high school, Dos Pueblos High near Santa Barbara, CA. When Katy spotted and singled out the "most popular kid in (her) class" then rubbed in the fact that he "never wanted to date" her.
What a fool!
She also dedicates her song "You're So Gay" to him.
So Jerry Springer!!!

P.S. Katy, love the new hair! Don't you wish you could stage on stage in front of hundreds of people and tell off that person from high school that didn't like you? Well... I can do that now... on the radio!


Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Enrique is a lucky, lucky man.

Anna Kournikova is on the cover of the new issue of Maxim Magazine.  She's now 29 years-old and ohmuhgod more attractive tha ever.  Seriously?  It's in 3D???  I need to leave work now.

And by the way, yes, she and Enrique are still together.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Betty White is a Super Hero!

From radio to TV to movies, Super Bowl Commericials to SNL hosting, now saving the world in... a comic book?

Betty White is getting her own comic book. "Female Force: Betty White" will hit comic book stores and online retailers such as Amazon next month. Betty White is joining the ranks of other famous femme fatales like: Hilary Clinton, Michele Obama, and Condoleezza Rice.

Marvel is already in talks to developing the next Spider-man movie to team up The Hot In Cleveland Star against Venom....

Okay, maybe not but that might be pretty cool. Well, maybe Betty White can play Aunt May, that works much better.

More info at:

Should they start calling it Twieber?

According to an article from Mashable an employee at twitter said: "At any moment Justin Bieber uses 3% of our infrastructure. Racks aof servers are dedicated to him." I wonder how much of that was about the Maryland State Fair over the weekend? Anyway...

Can you believe that so many people  are tweeting and retweeting Justin Bieber? Not only do his fans tear down gates and fences to get near him they're tearing apart Twitter as well! This is why I don't follow Justin Bieber on twitter because, well everyone retweets what he says anyway.

The unnamed Tweet engineer also told Mashable in a secret cone-of-silence interview: “Every time Bieber tweets, his messages have to be delivered to more than five million people who then endlessly retweet it. Apparently, his account receives more than 60 @-replies per second for a while after he tweets, which is something Twitter wasn’t originally designed to handle.”

I couldn't imagine having that kind of a dedicated following, but I'm willing to try. Don't forget to follow me on

Look see I even made it real easy for you, just click here!


But whatever you do, for the love of God 

Read the rest of the Mashable article here:

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Penio Daskalov is getting a sex change to look like Lady Gaga

Yup.  His name is "Penio."  And he's getting a sex-change so he can look like Lady Gaga.  He's doing this in hopes of furthering his music career.  No more Penio.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Jessica Simpson "Fat" Pictures

Here we go again.  Poor Jessica Simpson.  Bloggers and tabloids just wait on her to put on a couple extra pounds then jump all over her.  Here are the latest pictures that have everyone saying "ohhhhh looook she's faaaaatt."  I think it's terrible that if a girl doesn't look like a twig "she's fat."  I support Jessica's curves.  That's my 2 cents.

Jessica's Curves For President

Hayley Williams covers "The Bed Intruder Song" -- Hide your kids, Hide your wife...


Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Nationwide Deli Meat Recall

First it was eggs... now deli meat.  I think I'm going to start eating only seeds and drinking only water.  Yes.  I am going to become a human bird. 

Here are the details of the recall (380,000 pounds of deli meat purchased at Walmart could be effected):


Thursday, August 12, 2010

Denny's Mozzerella Stick Sandwich

I think I gained 19 pounds just looking at Denny's new Mozzerella Stick Sandwich.  Starting in 2 weeks (August 24th) Denny's will start serving this sandwich.  It's a grilled cheese with the cheese melting all around four fried mozzerella sticks in the center.  Serve it up with a side of fried butter and the Paula Deans will be flocking to Denny's in droves.

Rihanna's new neck tattoo

Rihanna has some ghetto tattoos.  First the ear tatt (which already looks like it was drawn on with a pencil) and now a neck tattoo??  Nobody mess with Rihanna or she will shank you.  I actually semi-like the new tattoo which says "rebelle fleur," French for "Rebel Flower."

PS -- Rihanna has been going to the same hairdresser that does Ronald McDonald's hair.  Very very chic.

Teri Hatcher No Make-up Facebook pics

Here is the brutal truth... and I applaud Teri Hatcher for having the guts to post these.  No special lighting.  No make-up.  No photoshop.  She says: "Decided I'd shoot myself to reveal some truths about 'beauty' and hope it makes you all easier on yourself."  Again... very very cool of her... still... I think I may vomit a little bit.

New Volkswagen runs on poop -- "The Dung Beetle"

No syke.  This car runs on poop.  And it has a charming name: "The Dung Beetle" or "The Bio-Bug." 

A car powered by methane gas has been created by a team of British engineers.

The vehicle named the 'Bio-Bug' is run reliably on biogas, which is produced from human waste at sewage works across the country.

Excrement flushed down the toilets of just 70 homes is enough to power the pioneering VW Beetle car for 10,000 miles - the equivalent of one average motoring year.

Read more:

More pics of Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian together!!!

Remember all those pictures of Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian together about a month ago which sparked rumors of an odd romantic relationship between the two?  Well... mooooorrreee piiiiccctuuurrrresss!!!

(And OK.  We now know it was all for a magazine photoshoot.  So no worries, Beliebers, they're not creepily together.)

Here's a few of the shots:

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Brad & Angelina's $40 Million Mansion

Poor Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, living in poverty conditions and all.  I mean their house is only 18,000 square feet and has a mere 15 bedrooms.  How can they exist???  I feel terrible for them.  I think I'm going to send them 10 dollars.

Please keep them in your thoughts.

Oksana Grigorieva "Beautiful Heartache"

This morning there was news that Oksana and Mel Gibson were having another legal battle -- this time over the release of Oksana's new CD, which she cannot distribute unless Mel signs off on it since he was executive producer and co-wrote the music.  I remember hearing something about her being a singer at some point... but seeing that story this morning felt like 'oh man, she's trying to make a quick buck off her exposure during this train wreck."  Then I searched for her music to hear how terrible it was and found this video.  I thought it was going to be a big pile of suckage.  And while I don't particularly like the song very much... it's not bad.  In fact I know a lot of people who, not knowing who this was, would probably like it.  I'm surprised and disappointed that it wasn't funny-bad.

(By the way, Mel directed/produced the video too:)

Tree-Man: This guy is half-man and half tree!!!

OK... slow news day, so, look at this crazy video I just came across!!!  And by no means am I claiming to have "discovered" this, seeing as 18 million people have viewed this video before me.  This guy is half-man and half-tree!!!  This is not going to help my hypocondriac ways.

Pardon me but that tree is smoking.

Lady Gaga's boyfriend is gross!

Lady Gaga is the most popular entity in music right now.  She could easily buy get any guy she wants right now and she chooses........ this guy.  I'm sorry for being judgemental but, EW! 

He's not wearing joke mullet wig or glueing hair trimmings to his chest to be funny either.

They were in Texas on Monday having a pool party and making out and stuff.

Again I comment: EW!

She banned sex for her and all her dancers while on tour.  Maybe she's ensuring she doesn't break the rules by dating a soggy mop.

Justin Bieber - chased down on a segway in Arizona

Justin Bieber was almost eaten by rabid tween fans the other day in Glendale, Arizona.  And a giddy dad caught the whole thing on tape.  Justin was teasing the hormones with a game of "you can't catch me" on a segway.  They almost did.  Best line from giddy dad: "Don't grab him!"  Behold:

Bob Barker on Drew Carey's hosting skill

Wonder what Bob Barker thinks of the job Drew Carey is doing hosting his baby "The Price Is Right?"  Sure it's something kind, respectful, and complimentary?  Think again.  Click on Bob below to hear what he says about Drew's hosting skill:

Team Barker!!!  Now spade your dog dammitt!!!

Monday, July 26, 2010

Justin Bieber going to jail too???

Here's Justin Bieber handcuffed, outfitted in prison garb, and heading for the slammer:

OK... ok... he's not heading to the REAL slammer.  Probably heading to catering actually.  This pic was taken on the set of CSI where Justin is doing a guest spot on the show. 

But you know he must be thinking: "so this is how Lindsay Lohan feels, hmm?"

Ghandi loves Halle Berry

Pink Ghandi mysteriously showed up on the front gate to actress Halle Berry's LA home yesterday.  The police were called to investigate, which I think was a silly move... she should have put that gate up on eBay!!!  (OK fine -- maybe graffiti isn't as miraculous as Jesus toast... whatever.  Now I'm craving toast.)

Lindsay Lohan's new pre-prison tattoo

Before she went into the clink, she decided to get some ink.  Here's a shot of the new tatt, which didn't get finished due to that pesky jail sentence.

It's of a girl with her eyes closed.  Lindsay decided on the design because "she liked the innocence of the girl."

Maybe Mel Gibson will get a tattoo of a happy magical pony on his lower back next.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Justin Bieber makes me feel unaccomplished.

Justin Bieber was seen driving around (with human-ogre-friend Sean Kingston) in his new $200,000 Lamborghini Gallardo.

Meanwhile here's what I was driving when I was 16:

The rust gave it character... and gave me rashes.  Ew.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Paris Hilton: Topless in Italy

So that's what desperation looks like.  As the world focuses on Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton has been busted abroad for marijuana 2 times in the last month and was seen sunbathing topless right under the noses of paparazzi in Italy yesterday.  Seems she'll do whatever it takes to keep some of the limelight.

Katy Perry SMOKIN' in a bikini!

Literally... smoking... BOO!  She hit a waterpark yesterday wearing a bikini made for an action figure and took a smoke break with her crew.  Waterslides and Winstons.  Gag.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Germans hate Lindsay Lohan......'s belly button!

Lindsay did a photoshoot for German GQ magazine and they had serious issues with her protruding belly button.  Haha!! 

See photos below.  The belly button was removed completely on the cover.  (In a video of the photo shoot the belly button was fully visible over her highly pulled shorts.)  Then in the pic with the bow and arrow they moved her belly button way up!  The belly button was moved to just below her ribcage!  Awkward placing.  Germans love David Hasselhoff and they obviously love their Photoshop too.

Justin Bieber: Comic Book Star

Justin Bieber is not yet legal (back down creepy cougars!!) and he already has a biography coming out.  But not a boring literary work on his life... no... his life story will be told in 32 pages, in the form of a comic book.  And here's your first look of a Stan-Lee'd up Bieber:

Get your Bieber Comic this October.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Pink Injured During Aerial Stunt In Concert! Shocking Accident Caught On Tape!!!

Pink was going to do some aerial moves duting her encore of "So What" last night in Germany but instead (because she wasn't properly fastened into her harness) was flung into the barricade in the front of the stage.  It was a scary moment... but the Pinkness is OK and took to her Twitter page late last night to confirm:
"Ok all my lovers out there- nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg:"

Another piece of proof that Pink is an invinsible cyborg.
WARNING: There ARE a couple obscenities in the video posted below:

Dear Jackson: "I think I'm pregnant with my twin's boyfriend's baby"

Dear Jackson,

i have a weird problem I need to resolve.  My boyfriend doesn't know, but I have an identical twin sister and we've BOTH been dating him for the past year.  My sister has a boyfriend, and we've both been dating him too.  This all has been going on since last May.  It started as a joke but we just never stopped.  Then, I was getting sick in the
morning a lot last week so I took a pregnancy test, and it came up positive.  I haven't told anyone... even my sister... and I don't know
what to do.  Or whose baby it is!  What should I do?  I know I did this to myself, but I need advise!  HELP!!!

> Tara the Twin

Lindsay Lohan checks into Sober House

Smart move... but she's most likely doing it to lessen her jail time.

Lady Gaga's new house could be a neighborhood

Lady Gaga has made a LOT of money.  A huge album followed by a deluxe version of the huge album, soon to be followed (in August) by a remix album containing songs from said huge album.  Outside of that, a tour that ssems infinant.  Cha-ching! 

All leading to this.  Here's Lady Gaga's new house.  A quaint little shack in Bel Aire, California.  She's renting, not buying... and the the rent is $25,000 a month.  I just got chest pains typing that.  Good lord that's a lot of money, especially for someone who's home maybe a couple days a month!  It'll probably be a good 10-12 years before she sees all of her house.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Monday, July 12, 2010

Lebron FINALLY chooses his team...

Sorry Miami... Lebron is Team Edward.  God to they look happy together...

Jessica Simpson is 30... and desperate!

Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday this past weekend by jumping the bones of her new boyfriend/fiance/possible-babby-daddy Eric Johnson.  I feel bad for the person on the towel behind them.  "Um... excuse me?  You're blocking our view of the ocean.  Can you please put her down?"


Carrie Underwood & John Krasinski get married on Saturday!

... Just not to each other.  Carrie married her NHL-hockey-playing fiance Michael Fisher in Greensboro, GA.  Meanwhile The Office's John Krasinski married actress Emily Blunt in a private ceremony.  It should have been Pam dammit!!!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Katy Perry Topless

Why is Katy Perry doing this??  I guess "if you've got them flaunt them" is the answer... but I never pictured her as this kind of "here they are" kind of girl.  Could this be a fake?  I know it's non-man of me but I hope so.  What do you think???  Email me:

Here's the pic that the internet is buzzing about (made safe for work):