Someone had a lot of time on their hands...
Monday, April 27, 2009
OPTION 2: Lady Gaga (just in general):
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Friday, April 24, 2009
She didn't miss a beat "singing" while her extensions were yanked from her head. Impressive. I'd be squeeling like a pork chop!
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The rumors that Simon Cowell is leaving American Idol at the end of next season when his contract expires just picked up steam, and it's all because of Simon himself. During an interview with the Associated Press, Simon said the thought of staying on as an Idol judge is actually depressing.
The idea that for the next five years, I'd be doing exactly what I've been doing for the past five years ... the thought is just too depressing. I'd go nuts, bored out of my mind. You have to evolve, you have to change. I like the challenge of launching something new.
And that something new that Simon is talking about is possibly a US version of his hit British show The X Factor. It's something Simon has wanted to do for a while, get another singing competition on the airwaves, but Fox has forbid him to start up a US version while he's under contract with Idol.
Honestly, I'm all for Simon leaving. Idol would take a huge blow, but Simon won't be as awesome as he is now if he's really not wanting to be there. Let's be real -- the whole reason Idol blew up was because of Simon. Why do you think Simon is the last judge in line to talk? Everyone hangs on the edge of their seat to hear what he has to say. Idol is screwed when Simon leaves, especially if he starts up a US version of The X Factor. What would be even MORE classic would be if he brought Seacrest over to host...
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Seen here: Lady Gaga. No she's not just wrapping up a performance. She's wrapping up dinner.
She was just out for a bite in London dressed up... like... THAT!
As a guy who hates tying my shoes, those boots are giving me a panic attack.
(But good to see she hasn't succumbed to peer pressure and started wearing pants.)
Monday, April 20, 2009
You might've noticed Kim Kardashian looking thinner lately. That's because she is. Kim has trimmed her size-6 body down to a size 4 by busting her ass at the gym. Now, she said she wants a womanly 6-pack.
I have been going sooo hard in the gym, and I really feel it's paying off! My tummy is soo toned. Why is it that the top part gets ripped first and the lower part is sooo hard to tone up!? I am determined to have a six pack by summer! In a feminine way, of course.
I gotta say, Kim didn't look bad before, but she's looking SMOKIN' hot now. Gives us fat kids hope!!
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At least that's what the ads tell me. Weird.
And I gotsta gets me some of those shoes!!!
(I just hope my named woman has cooler hair.)
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Kanye West has used his infamous blog site to address his feeling towards his own ego. The 808s & Heartbreak singer/ producer posted a message in response to a South Park episode that portrayed him as a Gay Fish(!).
However, according to Kanyeezy “the South Park episode did not make me have this ego epiphany! I've been working on myself for a while now, which is hard to do in the public eye. I just used this as a platform to express where my head is at”.
In his original response, Kanye admitted that his feelings were hurt by the show initially but that he had no one to blame but himself “As long as people think I act like a bitch this type of shit will happen to me. I got a long road ahead of me to make people believe I'm not actually a huge douche”.
Mr West continued, explaining that whilst his ego was necessary initially, it’s time he became more humble “I use to use it to build up my esteem when nobody believed in me. Now that people do believe and support my music and products, the best response is thank you instead of "I told you so!!!"
Whilst MTV News have no problem with the West he’s determined to become a better man “I just wanna be a doper person which starts with me not always telling people how dope I think I am. I need to just get past myself”.
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Flo Rida says if his fans go out and support him by buying his albums, the least he can do is give them personal contact. He says he answers about 30% of the calls. I bet he's being a little generous with 30% but he legit answers some calls. So call away!!!
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
MILFORD -- It's soft, it's cuddly and it's cute -- even though it has two noses.
That's right, a baby bunny with two noses. And it's no April Fools joke, either.
"In my 25 years in the pet shop business, I've never had anything like this," said Tom Fomenko, Sr. owner of Purr-Fect Pets, Inc. 282 Boston Post Road.
That means no two-headed snakes, no five-legged hamsters and no three-winged birds.
"Nothing at all," he said.
That's until March 24. That's when Allison Noe, a store employee, discovered the oddity while inspecting a batch of newly-delivered, six-week old dwarf rabbits.
When she picked up a tri-colored baby boy bunny and looked at its face, she did a double take. The rabbit has two separate noses each with two nostrils. "I brought it up to the front counter to show everyone," she said.
Tiana Nieves, an employee who once worked at for a Florida veterinarian, could not believe what she was hearing.
"So I took a look," she said. Sure enough, the bunny had two noses.
"It makes it doubly cute when it crinkles and wiggles both," Nieves said.
Jeremy Reynolds, the store's manager, also never saw any such animal anomaly in his 16 years in the business.
He said the bunny gets along with the whole litter.
"It's not treated differently," he said. "It eats like the others. It drinks like the others and it hops around like the others."
Gregg Dancho, director of the Beardsley Zoo in Bridgeport, said there's usually two reasons for such deformities.
"It's mostly genetic," he said. "Most of the dwarf bunnies pet stores sell are bred for sale. There's a lot of in-breeding going on because the breeders are looking to produce them en mas."
But the anomaly can also be caused by something in the environment.
"Maybe the parents got into poison or pesticides used to control pests," he said.
But Dancho said people interested in buying a dwarf rabbit or any animal as a pet should really think about what they are doing and not buy on impulse. "When that animal comes home you will have to take care of it," he said.
Additionally, he warned cute baby animals like ducks, chicks and rabbits, which people buy as Easter gifts, do grow up.
"Some owners can't take care of them and we can't take in hundreds of these," he said. So a lot get euthanized or left to fend for themselves..
He suggests people become informed consumers and read up on the animal's habits and care before buying them.
"A dwarf rabbit could live as long as 10 years, be litter trained and stay in doors," he said. "But they will have a smell. You shouldn't buy a pet then keep it outside in a hutch. Many of these animals won't acclimate to outdoor conditions and health could become a factor."
Store employees are now vying to name the animal.
Reynolds likes Cyrano de Bergerec, because of the long nose.
Nieves prefers Deuce.
Meanwhile, store employees have become attached to the bunny and are hoping it won't be sold.
"It would be a hot commodity for us," Nieves said.
If it does get sold, Fomenko said it will got to a special place and not the highest bidder.
"It's not just another animal. It's special, " the owner said.
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
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(CNN) -- An Ohio man says he is seeking a jury trial on a charge of driving under the influence that was slapped on him after he crashed the vehicle he was piloting -- a barstool.
The barstool was welded to a small metal frame attached to a five-horsepower lawnmower engine.
"It was just an accident. I mean a little minor accident," Kile Wygle, 28, explained in an interview this week with CNN affiliate WSYX.
His homemade vehicle was made from a barstool welded to a small metal frame attached to a five-horsepower lawnmower engine, four wheels and a lawnmower steering wheel, according to the Newark, Ohio, police accident report.
Officers responding to a report of a crash with injuries March 4 said they found Wygle nursing his injuries and highly intoxicated. According to the police report, when asked how much he had had to drink, Wygle responded, "a lot."
He crashed during his attempt at a U-turn while speeding down the street in front of his home -- a daring move from atop the specialized barstool even for the most nimble and sober of men. Measuring 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds, and after having consumed what he later told an officer was 15 beers, Wygle appeared to be neither.
He was treated at a hospital for minor injuries.
According to the police report, Wygle claims his unique vehicle can reach a speed of 38 miles per hour, though at the time of the crash he was going around 20.