Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Britney Spears: unairbrushed and unhairbrushed

Here's Britney Spears' new Candie's ad:

And here's Britney Spears last night at Starbucks in Hollywood:

Any questions???

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Lady Gaga at the Brit Awards 2010

What was Lady Gaga wearing last night??? Um. This.

God I love her. She makes awards shows worth watching. This was Gaga yesterday arriving at the Brit Awards where tonight she won 3 awards and performed wearing... um... that.

Here's video proof (of the performance).

Judge Judy: #1 Judge Show for 13 YEARS!!!

This week Judge Judy celebrates her 700th week as the top-rated court show on TV. That's 13 years at number one!!! "The Macarena" came out the same year her show started and spent one week at number one. Thank God that song didn't have Judge Judy success. If it did I might be a mass murderer today. Phew.

Note to all other TV judges: the key to Judy's success??? She wears a decorative white collar. Wear a collar that screams "weird drink coaster at grandma's house" and you too will be successful. You're welcome, Judge Mathis.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mena Suvari showed up to Fashion Week with that hair

Actress Mena Suvari showed up to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in New York City on Saturday with this interesting look.

Was she going for "I took a shower then immediately took a nap and only had enough time to paint my face on?"

Or maybe she was going for "please stand away from me because there is a wild creature living in my hair and it may jump out and bite you."

Very fashion forward... I guess.

Kelly Clarkson looks like this right now.

That's all.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Heidi Montag Playboy 2010

Well... post laundry list of plastic surgeries... the newly built Heidi Montag announced that she'll be posing (with all her new parts showing) for Playboy.

And we paid off the right people to get the first look!!!


That's HOT!!!

Week of 2-15-10 on the Party Playhouse

Tuesday we'll talk with Ryan Tedder, lead singer of One Republic and writer of songs like Kelly Clarkson "Already Gone" and Beyonce "Halo."

Thursday we'll have another Mystery Celebrity Guest Requester. Producer Andrew's hint: "4 letters, one is a 'Z.'"

Britney Spears Needs a Bra

Britney went bra-less again this past weekend. She looks like a human bird feeder. I hope she got some lingerie for Valentines Day.

Thursday, February 11, 2010

And the Feb 11th Mystery Celebrity Requester was....

Much thanks to Ludacris for calling into the show and requesting Justin Bieber "Baby." The rule is: you have to request a song not your own, so Ludacris skirts by with that song (featuring Ludacris).

Producer Andrew's hint was "Google 'Gamer.'" If you google "Gamer" you'll see it's a new movie on DVD co-starring LUDACRIS.

Survivor: Heroes versus Villains -- Go Russell!!!

I'm so excited Survivor: Heroes versus Villains is on. And I'll remain excited so long as Russell is on the show. And to a lesser extent, Boston Rob. I totally side with the villains which automatically makes me want to call my mom and apologize, but the heroes make me want to cry (out of boredom) like Sugar at a screening of Dear John. Or Sugar at a puppy shelter. Or Sugar at anywhere.

Team Russell!!! You with???

Toy Story 3 -- Ken doll is... HAPPY!!!

What a great new character for Toy Story 3. I always pictured Ken as a "pinky-out" kind of martini-drinker. Barbie was always his beard.

Find Colonel Sanders head, get free chicken!!!

Here's a rad news story out of Kentucky:

KFC is hoping the folks who ran off with a bronze bust of Colonel Harland Sanders have big appetites.

The chicken giant is offering $500 worth of grilled chicken as a reward for information leading to the return of the bust that was taken from a Berea KFC last month.

KFC spokesman Rick Maynard says the chain considered offering cash, "but we think KFC's world-famous chicken is a better motivator than money."

Yeah... but $500 cash doesn't give you love handles!!!

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dear Jackson: Dogged-Out Doug

Dear Jackson,

Last June I bought my wife a pet Cockapoo (cocker spaniel poodle mix)
and she LOVES the dog. Literally LOVES it so much that it's hurting
our relationship. She seems to care more about it than me! It sleeps
between us every night. And even worse, she doesn't let me put it
down off the bed when we get intimate. It's just disturbing!!! How
can I learn to adapt -- or what should I do to show my wife that I
feel forgotten??? HELP!!!

Dogged-out Doug

Leave your advice for Doug and his creepy staring dog problem below. And yes -- you can stay anonymous!

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Megan Fox Superbowl Body Double

Megan Fox starred in a Motorola commercial during the Superbowl. It was possibly her greatest work as an actress -- perhaps because it was only 30 seconds. Nontheless she used a body double in this 30 second Superbowl spend-fest. Reason-being? Megan Fox has "Hobbit Hands." Observe. On left, hand-model-stand-in-hands. At right, Megan-Fox-stub-fest. She's still hot. Just brown-bag the hands.

Beyonce... cheating on Jay-Z???

Here's Beyonce coming out of a Motel 6 after hooking up with some random.
"I just woke up... where's my free continental breakfast? I want a stale pastry." That's what she's thinking here.

(OK. Totally made up. But whatever.)

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Week of 2-8-10 on the Party Playhouse

PLUS... we'll talk with Lady Gaga too!

(Any guesses off Andrew's hint who Thursday's "Mystery Celebrity Guest Requester" will be? I'm thinking it'll be a pimply computer nerd trying to sell Noxema Pads.)

Snookie gets booed on live TV?!? WTF??!?

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Dear Jackson: A Female

Dear Jackson

I think after 4 years of dating my boyfriend I want to move on. Im
sick of everything hes put me through, and I can't trust him. He's my
first love, etc. so I'm not sure how to just leave. I've tried to
before but I love him so much I couldn't stay away and kept forgiving
him. Any advice how to move on so I can be happy?

A Female

Got advice for "A Female???" Leave it below as a comment! You can stay anonymous too if you'd like! Thanks!!!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Monday, February 1, 2010

Kesha Blown Off For Beach Boy at Grammys

This British dude blew Ke$ha off for a Beach Boy at a Grammy preparty the other night! It's terribly clear that he had nooooo idea who she was. She looks so uncomfortable walking away. So awkward. I love these moments. Poor Ke$ha.