Thursday, August 27, 2009

Dear Jackson: Hair-Free Herbert


i'm dating the girl i've had a crush on since i was a kid. we're both
21 now. i always wanted to be with her, and now we're together. she
is absolutely beautiful, the girl of my dreams except for one thing --
she has a mustache. it's not blonde either. jackson, i don't want to
risk losing her by saying something, but if she didn't have that
mustache she would be the picture of perfection. i know something
like this is very touchy and embarassing and i'm sure she's aware of
it, but i feel like i need to say something because i think of it
every time we kiss. what should i do???

"hair-free herbert"

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1 comment:

Claire Castillo said...

I would shave it when shes sleeping or brake up with her.