Jessica Simpson "Fat" Pictures

Here we go again.  Poor Jessica Simpson.  Bloggers and tabloids just wait on her to put on a couple extra pounds then jump all over her.  Here are the latest pictures that have everyone saying "ohhhhh looook she's faaaaatt."  I think it's terrible that if a girl doesn't look like a twig "she's fat."  I support Jessica's curves.  That's my 2 cents.

Jessica's Curves For President

Hayley Williams covers "The Bed Intruder Song" -- Hide your kids, Hide your wife...

Brilliant!!!

Nationwide Deli Meat Recall

First it was eggs... now deli meat.  I think I'm going to start eating only seeds and drinking only water.  Yes.  I am going to become a human bird. 

Here are the details of the recall (380,000 pounds of deli meat purchased at Walmart could be effected):

CLICK HERE FOR ALL THE DETAILS

Denny's Mozzerella Stick Sandwich

I think I gained 19 pounds just looking at Denny's new Mozzerella Stick Sandwich.  Starting in 2 weeks (August 24th) Denny's will start serving this sandwich.  It's a grilled cheese with the cheese melting all around four fried mozzerella sticks in the center.  Serve it up with a side of fried butter and the Paula Deans will be flocking to Denny's in droves.

Rihanna's new neck tattoo

Rihanna has some ghetto tattoos.  First the ear tatt (which already looks like it was drawn on with a pencil) and now a neck tattoo??  Nobody mess with Rihanna or she will shank you.  I actually semi-like the new tattoo which says "rebelle fleur," French for "Rebel Flower."

PS -- Rihanna has been going to the same hairdresser that does Ronald McDonald's hair.  Very very chic.

Teri Hatcher No Make-up Facebook pics

Here is the brutal truth... and I applaud Teri Hatcher for having the guts to post these.  No special lighting.  No make-up.  No photoshop.  She says: "Decided I'd shoot myself to reveal some truths about 'beauty' and hope it makes you all easier on yourself."  Again... very very cool of her... still... I think I may vomit a little bit.

New Volkswagen runs on poop -- "The Dung Beetle"

No syke.  This car runs on poop.  And it has a charming name: "The Dung Beetle" or "The Bio-Bug." 

A car powered by methane gas has been created by a team of British engineers.

The vehicle named the 'Bio-Bug' is run reliably on biogas, which is produced from human waste at sewage works across the country.

Excrement flushed down the toilets of just 70 homes is enough to power the pioneering VW Beetle car for 10,000 miles - the equivalent of one average motoring year.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1300546/Dung-Beetle-The-methane-gas-powered-car-leaves-waste.html#ixzz0wCubyhlg

More pics of Justin Bieber & Kim Kardashian together!!!

Remember all those pictures of Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian together about a month ago which sparked rumors of an odd romantic relationship between the two?  Well... mooooorrreee piiiiccctuuurrrresss!!!

(And OK.  We now know it was all for a magazine photoshoot.  So no worries, Beliebers, they're not creepily together.)

Here's a few of the shots: