Lilly & The Big Slide

Dear Jackson: Who's Your Daddy??

Dear Jackson:

I cheated on my husband - only once - but I'm disgusted I could do
that to the man I love.

I'm 26, he's 29 and we've been together eight years, married for two.

We are very happy, which is what makes it all the worse.

I went away for a team-building weekend with work. I found I was
pretty good at a lot of the tasks and the instructor singled me out
for praise.

At night we met up in the hotel and he made a bee-line for me.

He was good looking, charming and easy to chat to. I was bowled over,
tipsy, and fell for his patter.

When he suggested going up to my room I was putty in his hands.

My husband and I had been trying for a baby nearly three years and I'm
now seven months pregnant.

I know in my heart it isn't my husband's as the dates don't add up. He
doesn't realise, though.

When we found out, he was totally overjoyed and can't wait to become a father.

I know if I do tell him it will break his heart and destroy my marriage.

Do I keep quiet and learn to live with this secret for ever?

Devastated Deirdre


Deirdre: First off, you already know how bad what you did is, so I won't sit atop my moral high-horse and look down on you. That being said, I think you need to tell him. It's not fair to him to be tricked into giving his whole heart to a child he thinks is his own as a result of your mistake. If he chooses to work things out with you and decides to raise the child as his own with you then that's a totally different matter. But keeping this secret from him is like cheating on him forever.

That's MY 2 cents. What do you all think??? Leave your comments below -- you don't need to register. And listen for the responses on-air next Wednesday. Thanks!

Lady Gaga on SNL this past Saturday

First here's her "chick fight" with Madonna. Awesome!


And here's her amazing performance of "Poker Face" from the show:


Right now there is no star in music brighter than Lady Gaga.

The WTF changes it's name

The body charged with attracting more visitors to the midwestern state will now be known as the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin (TFW), in an attempt to put a stop to the jokes.

It seems that the federation was unaware of - or unconcerned by - the modern meaning of WTF until its acronym featured on a blog that compiles unfortunate corporate logos earlier this year.

Commenters wondered whether an expression of foul-mouthed astonishment was the best way of boosting tourism to a state that would not be an obvious choice for most holidaymakers.

The federation, a coalition of local trade bodies, has now amended its website to reflect the more anodyne name, which has been changed for the first time since it was founded in 1979.

The website also features the group's new TFW logo, complete with squashed text to find room for the extra word "of".

But the federation's corporate makeover is only partial. Its website is still listed on Google as the Wisconsin Tourism Federation, and the first button beneath the logo is titled "About WTF".

The federation, which was not available for comment, is not the first organisation to change its logo to avoid public derision.

Last year the for the Office of Government Commerce withdrew its new £14,000 logo, after realising that it resembled a risqué image when turned on its side.

Lily Allen retires from music!

I really like Lily's music too! Here's a couple of my favorite Lily Allen tunes:

Dear Jackson: Lied-To-Lisa

Dear Jackson,

I just discovered that my boyfriend isn't who he said he was. He told
me he's 24 and he's actually 32. He told me he's an aspiring actor
and that he's signed to be in a movie with Ashton Kutcher this winter,
and he's actually a mailman. He told me he's Italian and he's
actually Portuguese. We've been dating for over a year so this all
comes as such a huge shock to me. He even told me the wrong name. I
thought his name was Antonio and it's actually Kevin.

What should I do? It's not like I just started dating him a month
ago. It's been for 14 months. I trust him and love him. We were
planning on moving in together and that's why he came clean. I need
advice!!! I need answers!!!

Lied-To-Lisa

Leave your advice here. You can stay confidential. Thank you!!!

Heidi Montag's new puppies... err.. puppy.

As annoying as she and her douche husband are, Heidi Montag sure has some nice puppies... err... puppy. She just celebrated her 23rd birthday today! Douchebag Pratt got her a new puppy for her birthday and Heidi couldn't be happier:

"Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly."

A) PETA raid that house NOW!!!
B) Hmmm... a "maltipoo???" Remember this from just yesterday's celeb news?
I do not like Heidi Montag. Minus 7 points for bragging about your new maltipoo a day after Jessica Simpson's was eaten by a coyote.
(But I do like her puppies.)
(I mean puppy.)
(I love animals.)
(And boobies.)