Guess The Nasty-@$$ Celebrity Feet

Fun Game Time: Yuck! Whose nasty, vomit-inducing, celebrity foot is this??? Place your guesses... I'll post the answer (and the full pic) in a day or 2...

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Madonna's Arms

Hey Madonna. You got some pretty hot arms there. Eek.

Dear Jackson from Creeped-Out Carl

Dear Jackson...

I have had a crush on my co-worker for a loooong time. We're talking
over a year. Finally I got the guts to ask her out and to my surprise
she said yes! We went out to dinner and things were going great. The
conversation was flowing... and so was the wine. My date ended up
getting so drunk that she made out with our waiter and passed out at
the table. This wasn't just a small smooch. They were making out for
like 10 minutes right in front of me. I talked to her the next day
and she said she had a great time and wanted to make plans for another
date this weekend. I've always had a huge crush on her but she hooked
up with some other guy on our first date. What should I do???

Creeped-Out Carl

This is last week's letter. We'll hear the responses you called in on Wednesday. But leave YOUR comments now for Carl. He'll be coming to the site for your advice too. Thanks!

Scary Spice gives baby girl Scary Haircut

Melanie Brown, aka "Scary Spice" from the Spice Girls, has given her 2-year-old daughter Angel a mohawk!!! Why give a baby a mohawk??? That's like giving a senior citizen lines in the side of their head. Weird. She had the baby with Eddie Murphy. Something tells me Eddie's gonna be pissed.

Avril Lavigne -- drunk in France

Avril Lavigne has been MIA... appearing on the sides of milk cartons... until now. Here she is the other night getting wasted at a club in France. Taking shots of some odd-looking orange liquor straight from the bottle. Classy. But don't poke fun... or she'll chew you up with those vampire chompers!!!

The new tattoo

Yes. I DID go through with it. A monster made of flowers breathing fire. And yes -- there is a meaning. And yes -- I am a little bit weird. And yes -- it did hurt like a b*tch when it was near my elbow. But no -- I didn't cry. (much)

By the way, here's the website of the dude who did my tatts. Great guy. Great artist:
www.mytattooman.com

Is Fergie a man???

She sings about her lovely lady lumps, but to me that looks like a chunky man bump that she's grabbing. She was out to a baseball game withe her husband Josh Duhamel the other day when... umm... this happened. People are now looking and talking. What IS that??? Leave comments.

My next tattoo???

I'm seriously just putting this up here for my tattoo guy. I'll post a pic of the finished tatt on Tuesday (hopefully)! :)

Katy Perry loves jog bras

Today Katy Perry tweeted this picture of herself in a jog bra after climbing a mountain with her friend. Am I wrong for thinking jog bras are hot? Probably. But feel free to discuss publicly here with your comments.

I think Beyonce's 7 year old nephew is actually 30

This picture creeps me out. That's not a kid!!! That's a photoshopped adult!!! I know it!!! (Seriously, it is Beyonce and her 7-year-old nephew shopping in Beverly Hills but damn... creeeeeepy!) Agree?

Billy Mays blooper reel

RIP Billy Mays. I think it's really funny to think that even infomercials have blooper reels. Enjoy.

Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend

Here's "the new Kate." Her name is Hailey Glassman – the daughter of Kate's tummy-tuck surgeon. Weird.

Katy Perry -- Bikini Pics

She's been hitting the gym harder lately... and it looks like it's paying off. These were taken this past weekend in Turkey. The country. Not the lunch meat.

Heidi Montag asked to dance at a strip club -- Here's the official offer they sent her!!!

Ed Norwick, General Manager
SCORES New York City
536 West 28th Street
New York, NY 10001

July 3, 2009

Dear Mrs. Heidi Pratt,

As the nation watched you and your husband brave the jungle on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here” and continue to brave the ups and downs of “The Hills” and Lauren Conrad, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity that will allow you to be center stage—and have a lot of fun while doing so.

Allow me to introduce you to SCORES, the renowned and famous New York City based gentlemen’s club, well known for being a favorite hang-out local for notorious radio personality Howard Stern, NHL player Sean Avery, Russell Crow, Owen Wilson and Madonna. A Hollywood hot-spot in New York City for such A-list celebs and couples, much like yourself. As we took note that you will be posing in Playboy soon, we thought you may be interested in dabbling in yet another adventure that will most definitely expose your softer side.

As we recently re-opened after a short hiatus, SCORES would be honored to have you dance at our club on the main stage each night for five days, upon which, we will offer you a fee of $25,000.

Best,
Ed Norwick

Jonas Brothers podcast taken down

I just wanted to give you guys a heads-up that I was asked by management to take down the Jonas Brothers interview from last night. That's all I'll say about that. I just didn't want you searching around for it to no avail.

Thanks to the Jonas Brothers for being on the show, and they'll be back on in a couple weeks.

PS -- I can now say that they have now officially won Round 1 of "The Battle Of the Bands & The Band's Fans" and will have a new challenger up by tomorrow. They beat 3OH!3 with 55% of the vote. Congrats JoBros and JoBro fans!

Britney Spears' New Look

She's the face of Candies. Here's her "new look." I think she looks pretty... but airbrushed to death. What do YOU think??? Leave your comments below. (Don't worry, you don't have to register or anything...)

4th of July At My Place

Kate Gosselin: Boob Job???

Our "celebrity bra specialist" says NOT TRUE!!! Other sources say TRUE!!! What do you think? Did she get a breast pump up amidst all the drama???