Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Dear Jackson: Dogged-Out Doug


Dear Jackson,

Last June I bought my wife a pet Cockapoo (cocker spaniel poodle mix)
and she LOVES the dog. Literally LOVES it so much that it's hurting
our relationship. She seems to care more about it than me! It sleeps
between us every night. And even worse, she doesn't let me put it
down off the bed when we get intimate. It's just disturbing!!! How
can I learn to adapt -- or what should I do to show my wife that I
feel forgotten??? HELP!!!

Dogged-out Doug

Leave your advice for Doug and his creepy staring dog problem below. And yes -- you can stay anonymous!

8 comments:

Helperboy32 said...

I may just be a kid, but this problem I bet I could solve. DOG WISPERER! LOL no way, I bet she wouldnt be to happy about that one. Lets see, ah! Try swaying her your way, buy her some flowers on valentines day, or a stuffed bear, even candy. (Flowers would be best) Heck even get her that pajamagram stuff. When she sees this, the dog should know, It cant compete that way.

Helperboy32 said...

PS. JACKSON BLUE RULEZ!!! and i'm not sucking up, not much.

Anonymous said...

yo doug boi,let it go its a dog,you must b jelouse of a dog wow..anyways take it easy

Anonymous said...

Start dressing like a dog. And eat some bones.

Helperboy32 said...

people people! When a dog rules the relationship, its bad enough that the dog ruins fun time, its even worse when the woman loves the dog even more. He SHOULD get her something! Tell him jackson to get her something for valentines!

Anonymous said...

Easy Solution to your Problem. Go Pet Store buy a Boa Constrictor. "Accidentaly" leave cage to Snake open while annoying Coca-no-poonany Dog is in same (locked) room (Side note make shore you, wife and smaller family members are not home)and Bada Bing problem solved. Wife may be upset for a few weeks but whats a few more weeks eventually things will go back to the way they where before the dog...

Anonymous said...

Ok so she's loving the dog more than you and you're feeling left out. I would honestly seek a marriage counselor for you two to talk because this is rooted a lot deeper than you can imagine. I love dogs too but not to that extreme. Good luck and if she's not willing to change some things to help out your relationship, then maybe she'd be better off alone with the dog and you can find someone who will give you the attention you deserve. Good luck!

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