Katy Perry likes pizza in the nude

Katy Perry likes to eat pizza naked in the bathtub. Weird. Weirder: Hanging out with Katy Perry and having her say "hey you mind taking a picture of me in my tub naked eating pizza?" Fun times. She posted this on her Twitter page for some odd reason. Man I wish I was one of Katy Perry's friends. I'd carry a camera everywhere I went.

Lindsay Lohan's underwear tribute to Michael Jackson

Hey Lindsay... keep your pants on!!! I think that's a public safety hazard.

My Scattered Michael Jackson Thoughts...

My God. He was my hero. As a child I had his "doll." I'd call it an "action figure," but it was a male Barbie with glasses, tight pants, a glittery jacket, and a sequin glove. It was a doll. But I made that doll dance dammit!!! Michael Jackson is a BIG reason why I got into radio. As a small kid I heard all the great jocks talking up Michael Jackson songs. I would tape them and mimic them. He made me love music, and things larger than life, and in turn radio. I have had the great fortune of interviewing a lot of the current stars in music. Many of them I asked about Michael's farewell comeback concerts. The opportunity was there to criticize or poke fun... and NONE did. Michael is truly respected in the highest regard even with today's artists. Being on the air today when it was first announced that Michael had a cardiac arrest was surreal. I don't like dealing with serious issues on the air. I don't consider myself good at it. But I felt it necessary to make note that he was taken to the hospital. Ten minutes after I made that announcement on the air, TMZ reported his death. To be in this spot, to have to report in your own words and voice, the death of someone who meant so much to the medium you work in and to pretty much EVERYONE listening was very rough. Not to mention my own sadness over the sudden loss of someone I put on a pedestal as a child. Michael Jackson will always be the King of Pop. There will always be comparisons -- as with Usher and Justin -- but I don't think there will ever be another Michael Jackson. His loss, at the young age of 50, is very very sad. The same people of all ages, races, and religions he brought together with his music will be each others support.

Celebrity Dirt -- A Celebrity Break-Up, the latest on Jon & Kate, K-Fed got FAT (must-see pic), and a celeb wedding called off!

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A Twitter Convo Between Perez Hilton & John Mayer (NOTE: Foul language)

johncmayer:Good lord, that vocal on "Death of Autotune" is pitchy!!

PerezHilton@johncmayer That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit!

johncmayer@PerezHilton Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face.

johncmayer@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot" Jitsu.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Ok.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!

johncmayer@PerezHilton agreed. So let's meet up this week and I'll give you your first krav maga instruction. We'll break the event down and learn...

johncmayer@PerezHilton 1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives ("get back!" placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack....

PerezHilton@johncmayer I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own.

PerezHilton@johncmayer I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.

johncmayer@PerezHilton this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

johncmayer@perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend.

johncmayer@perezhilton people don't want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.

PerezHilton@johncmayer I totally did experience a lack of control - on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!

PerezHilton@johncmayer And people DO want to see me hurt. That's what I've been reading over and over again. But it's cool. I'll be back 2 normal tomm.

johncmayer@PerezHilton Yah, you're not getting it... OOH! OK. It's like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.

johncmayer@PerezHilton then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you're not gonna get it. You're a sweet guy though.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that's illegal!

PerezHilton@johncmayer Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that's just me.

PerezHilton@johncmayer All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music.

johncmayer@PerezHilton you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It's happening right now.

johncmayer@perezhilton now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.

johncmayer@perezhilton because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme

PerezHilton@johncmayer I'm not human! I'm a monster! Good night, John Mayer.

@PerezHilton Good night Perez, you dumb shit. #perezisokbyme

New Celebrity Dirt -- Sex Tapes, Sex Tapes, Sex Tapes!

Miley Cyrus' sister's new girl-band.

Her older sister Brandi, 22, has a new band called Frank & Derol. Here's an acoustic performance from them. I was pleasantly surprised.

(PS - you may wanna pause the show clips podcast so you can actually hear them. It's over on the right bar on the page down a bit -- it says Gcast player.)

It doesn't say "GODZILLA!!!"

Here's my new tattoo. It says "Rodzina." It's Polish for "family." My grandma is 100%. Yes I'm Polish. Laugh it up. But IT DOESN'T SAY GODZILLA!!!

Miley Cyrus got a nose ring.

Miley posted this picture on her Twitter page sporting a new nose ring. For some reason people are freaking out because "she's Hannah Montana and she shouldn't have a nose ring." Eh. Who cares.

What I don't like that Miley's been doing lately is hanging up on radio hosts because "their time is up." I realize that you have a very tight timetable and have a bunch of interviews to get through so you need to keep it brief, but at least say "goodbye!" Two times last week she just hung up in the middle of an interview on two seperate morning shows. They're giving you time to speak with your fans on the air and that's the respect and treatment you give them? You may be Hannah Montana but at the end of the day you're just a person. Like everyone else.

Fergie... bumpin that belly???

No, that's not Miley Cyrus. Yes, Fergie IS old enough to possibly be Miley Cyrus' mom. Yes, Fergie looks like an older possibly preggo Miley. Bump? Anyone? This is the photo people are talking about. Fergie said she wants to be a mommy soon. Is soon now??? It's the poll of the week so vote to the right. Vote dang it, vote. And she still has man hands. Even if she IS pregnant in her female spot.

This guy is awesome!

Santigold "Unstoppable" is playing. Watch... and be inspired by the power of one weird dude. Seriously... I think this is a cool effect of human magnitism (or whatever it is). :)

Jessie James does Maxim

This is from the July edition of Maxim. Jessie James sounds kind of Christina on her song "Wanted" and looks like... well... that!!!

Spicy wow wow squared.

CLICK HERE to check out her video for "Wanted." Pretty good song.

Fergie and her man hands

I finally remembered to post a picture backing up my claims that Fergie has the hands of a plumber. Actually I just came across this picture (taken yesterday) and thought to myself "Damn, Fergie's looking good." Then I saw the sausage fingers and thought "Damn, let me post this quick." Then I thought "Damn, I could go for a Johnsonville Brat." But I settled for a salad.

Lady Gaga PDA with boyfriend "Speedy"

His name really IS "Speedy." I hope he didn't get that nickname from an ex-girlfriend. And "Speedy" likes to p-p-p-poke her face... with his tongue... in public. Ew. Get a room.

Britney Spears -- Topless???

Just temporary tattoos over the tatas. Are the pics real or fake??? Vote to the right!
(And for all the pics, CLICK HERE!)

Celebrity Dirt - Speidi, Jon & Kate Plus 8, No Booty, and More!!! Watch my vid!!!

Kate Gosselin's Bikini Beach Bod

Love her or hate her, Kate looks good after harboring eight small humans inside herself and ejecting them unto the world. What do you think?

Cobra Starship "Good Girls Go Bad"

This, my friends, is my new jam.

Does It Make Me a Bad Person That This Picture Of Sad Heidi Montag Makes Me Smile???

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt thought they would be living "the pampered life" when cameras weren't rolling on the new celeb-reality show "I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Outta Here!" Not so. They have been negotiating with NBC Execs since being dropped off on the island for the Survivor-like show. They thought they'd be sleeping in hotels when the cameras weren't rolling??? Weak. I guess they're just used to doing fake reality shows. HA HA. LOVE that pic!

Eminem Storms Out Of MTV Movie Awards

Do you think Eminem was in on this at all? Or actually shocked and angry? Either way: FUNNY! (And just about the only entertaining part of the night.)