Lady Gaga is a performance art piece. Just when you thought she's topped-out on the weirdness scale, she raises the bar again. God I love her. Where to start? Jewel-encrusted life-size lobster on the face? Chicken claw wrist band? Public nakedness? She looks like a cross between an old-school Batman villain and a headcase who you try not to make eye-contact with on the street so they don't throw pee on you.