Nicole Richie... not so hot.

I have always thought Nicole Richie is one of the prettiest girls in Hollywood (when she's not skeletal). But when I saw this new pic of Nicole with Ashlee Simpson I had flashes of "crazy-cat-lady" when looking at Nicole. I think it's maybe the comparison to perfect-complection Ashlee but still...

Justin Bieber covers Eminem!

This is from a show Justin did the other night in Detroit, home of Eminem.

Lilly & The Big Slide

Dear Jackson: Who's Your Daddy??

Dear Jackson:

I cheated on my husband - only once - but I'm disgusted I could do
that to the man I love.

I'm 26, he's 29 and we've been together eight years, married for two.

We are very happy, which is what makes it all the worse.

I went away for a team-building weekend with work. I found I was
pretty good at a lot of the tasks and the instructor singled me out
for praise.

At night we met up in the hotel and he made a bee-line for me.

He was good looking, charming and easy to chat to. I was bowled over,
tipsy, and fell for his patter.

When he suggested going up to my room I was putty in his hands.

My husband and I had been trying for a baby nearly three years and I'm
now seven months pregnant.

I know in my heart it isn't my husband's as the dates don't add up. He
doesn't realise, though.

When we found out, he was totally overjoyed and can't wait to become a father.

I know if I do tell him it will break his heart and destroy my marriage.

Do I keep quiet and learn to live with this secret for ever?

Devastated Deirdre


Deirdre: First off, you already know how bad what you did is, so I won't sit atop my moral high-horse and look down on you. That being said, I think you need to tell him. It's not fair to him to be tricked into giving his whole heart to a child he thinks is his own as a result of your mistake. If he chooses to work things out with you and decides to raise the child as his own with you then that's a totally different matter. But keeping this secret from him is like cheating on him forever.

That's MY 2 cents. What do you all think??? Leave your comments below -- you don't need to register. And listen for the responses on-air next Wednesday. Thanks!

Lady Gaga on SNL this past Saturday

First here's her "chick fight" with Madonna. Awesome!


And here's her amazing performance of "Poker Face" from the show:


Right now there is no star in music brighter than Lady Gaga.

The WTF changes it's name

The body charged with attracting more visitors to the midwestern state will now be known as the Tourism Federation of Wisconsin (TFW), in an attempt to put a stop to the jokes.

It seems that the federation was unaware of - or unconcerned by - the modern meaning of WTF until its acronym featured on a blog that compiles unfortunate corporate logos earlier this year.

Commenters wondered whether an expression of foul-mouthed astonishment was the best way of boosting tourism to a state that would not be an obvious choice for most holidaymakers.

The federation, a coalition of local trade bodies, has now amended its website to reflect the more anodyne name, which has been changed for the first time since it was founded in 1979.

The website also features the group's new TFW logo, complete with squashed text to find room for the extra word "of".

But the federation's corporate makeover is only partial. Its website is still listed on Google as the Wisconsin Tourism Federation, and the first button beneath the logo is titled "About WTF".

The federation, which was not available for comment, is not the first organisation to change its logo to avoid public derision.

Last year the for the Office of Government Commerce withdrew its new £14,000 logo, after realising that it resembled a risqué image when turned on its side.

Lily Allen retires from music!

I really like Lily's music too! Here's a couple of my favorite Lily Allen tunes:

Dear Jackson: Lied-To-Lisa

Dear Jackson,

I just discovered that my boyfriend isn't who he said he was. He told
me he's 24 and he's actually 32. He told me he's an aspiring actor
and that he's signed to be in a movie with Ashton Kutcher this winter,
and he's actually a mailman. He told me he's Italian and he's
actually Portuguese. We've been dating for over a year so this all
comes as such a huge shock to me. He even told me the wrong name. I
thought his name was Antonio and it's actually Kevin.

What should I do? It's not like I just started dating him a month
ago. It's been for 14 months. I trust him and love him. We were
planning on moving in together and that's why he came clean. I need
advice!!! I need answers!!!

Lied-To-Lisa

Leave your advice here. You can stay confidential. Thank you!!!

Heidi Montag's new puppies... err.. puppy.

As annoying as she and her douche husband are, Heidi Montag sure has some nice puppies... err... puppy. She just celebrated her 23rd birthday today! Douchebag Pratt got her a new puppy for her birthday and Heidi couldn't be happier:

"Spencer gave me the best gift ever, a maltipoo puppy that we have named Dolly."

A) PETA raid that house NOW!!!
B) Hmmm... a "maltipoo???" Remember this from just yesterday's celeb news?
I do not like Heidi Montag. Minus 7 points for bragging about your new maltipoo a day after Jessica Simpson's was eaten by a coyote.
(But I do like her puppies.)
(I mean puppy.)
(I love animals.)
(And boobies.)

Pink vs. Shakira: VMA dress battle

Minus 20 points to Shakira and Pinks' assistants for letting the two wear the same dress to the VMAs the other night. So... who wore it better??? I'm going with Shakira personally. I'm not digging Pink's tramp-stamp thigh. Or her penis. (I'm just kidding -- it's just an old joke -- she really looked great last night.)

Ellen Degeneres: New Judge #4 on American Idol

Emma Watson: Regular College Student

Emma Watson may have arrived to the Brown University campus via personal helicopter drop-off, but plus 10 points to her for trying to drop the celebrity and become a regular college student.
She says:

I do hope that it will be only a short time before I am known as “Emma Watson, the student from the UK” rather than “Emma Watson who starred in those Harry Potter films”.

Sure! Soon she'll be getting wasted at frat parties and turning fellow drunkies into frogs for the hell of it. Nothing like a drunk witch....

This was taken from my celebrity gossip blog which I would love for you to visit and frequent. Oh yes. Here's a link to it RIGHT HERE. Lovely.

Kirsten Dunst = Sailor Moon???

Kirsten Dunst wondered around Tokyo yesterday dressed up like "a Japanese school girl." Do school girls in Japan really go to school looking like that??? If so, I hope the teachers are constantly on acid. For walking around like a nutcase in a foreign country, plus 9 points.

Taken from my celebrity gossip blog: www.dirtydirtdirt.com <-- click to go check out more celeb gooze.

Dear Jackson: Ursula Edition

I'm 36 years old and am single. I'm starting to feel like I may not
find my "Mr. Right" because I'm getting older and everyone I meet
seems to be just 'a fun night.' So I went on a local dating website
and gave it a shot. I met a really nice guy. We talked on the phone
for 3 hours one night and really hit it off. We made plans to go out
on a blind date and I was so excited. We seriously seemed to click
over the phone!!! That weekend we went out on our blind date...
and... he weighs 375 pounds. Looks aren't terribly important to me,
but I do need to be attracted to my mate. We had great conversation
and a great date but I don't know if I can get by his gargantuan
gerth. Does this make me a bad person? Am I shallow? What should I
do? Help people!!!

Ursula

Leave your advice for Ursula here! She'll be coming to see what you say! Thanks!

If I could transform into one imaginary person it would be...

CHUCK BASS! What a well-dressed, smug-but-rad, mother-mother!

Tweety Bird: Gang Banger from back in the day

I think this picture is awesome. Not because it's Rihanna with a cartoon character (although that too is rad), but because Tweety Bird is giving the rock hand sign!!! Innocent bird??? I think not! Hard partying rock star??? YUP!

Katy Perry Mistaken for Zooey Deschanel

This past weekend Katy Perry was at Pinkberry in LA being an LA girl when she was swarmed by fans wanting her autograph... but... they thought she was Zooey Deschanel. HA HA... celebrity humiliation rules. Do you think they look alike too???

Avril Lavigne & Deryck Whibley... Divorce Soon?

They haven't been seen together publicly in months, rumors are they're not great, and this is the first photo of the two together to surface in a while. Doomed??? Whatcha say?

YRB Magazine: Is that Kim Kardashian or Marilyn Manson???

Kim Kardashian is on the cover of YRB Magazine sporting this goth-glam look. If I didn't know it was her I would guess that Marilyn Manson got a boob-job again.

CLICK HERE to see the rest of her creepy spread.

Catching Up!

Hello!!! Haven't actually taken a minute to actually blog in a while! Just posting all sorts of random stuff lately.

So... I had strep-ass throat this past week. Man did it suck!!! I'm still on my penicillin for it but I feel MUCH better! It seriously felt like my tonsils were hanging out my mouth when I talked on the air!!! Like my guts were being projected out, every time I spoke on the mic Monday and Tuesday! It was lousy. Oh well... it's over, thank God!!!

Big Brother is my THING! Russ got booted tonight. And as much of an assface he is, I liked him. I like(d) Jeff but he likes HIMSELF too much. In a fight, I'd give it to Russ. He's a little pitbull. He'd bite Jeff's ankles off during the fight, then proceed to eat his face, then roll over and want his tummy scratched. Good episode tonight though.

I ate at a GREAT Tex-Mex place tonight. My fav. Had a margarita and some rad soft taco things I can't pronounce. Hung with the owners and had some laughs. I love eating local. F the chains.

Besides all that, excited to talk with my old pal Martin from Boys Like Girls on the show on Tuesday. We both have serious ties to Boston, MA so it's always great catching up with him. If you have any questions for him, leave them here or tweet it to me -- www.twitter.com/jacksonblue

Thank you all (HONESTLY) for listening to the show! Leave any comments or suggestions here. I take them all seriously. I want this to be OUR show. Thank you!

-Jackson Blue Magoo

Dear Jackson: Hair-Free Herbert

i'm dating the girl i've had a crush on since i was a kid. we're both
21 now. i always wanted to be with her, and now we're together. she
is absolutely beautiful, the girl of my dreams except for one thing --
she has a mustache. it's not blonde either. jackson, i don't want to
risk losing her by saying something, but if she didn't have that
mustache she would be the picture of perfection. i know something
like this is very touchy and embarassing and i'm sure she's aware of
it, but i feel like i need to say something because i think of it
every time we kiss. what should i do???

"hair-free herbert"

LEAVE YOUR ADVICE AS A COMMENT!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO REGISTER SO DO IT!!! NOW!!!

Speed Painting w/ !2oss Harried

This dude is a pretty amazing artist! Watching it so fast is pretty rad. PLUS he often listens to The Party Playhouse while he does his paintings so that's very cool (to me). He's one of us!!! So watch... and pass along! Thanks for reaching out !2oss! I wish my name had a number and a punctuation mark in it.

CAPTION THIS: Miss Piggy Edition

Leave your best caption as a comment -- you don't need to register to do it, so DO IT... now!!! :)

Kittens: Inspired by kittens

This video is super funny. "DOUBLE HEAD!!!"

Owl City "Fireflies"

I LOVE this song! And the video may be my favorite ever. Unfortunately every one I find on Youtube has embedding disabled. So here's a link, please go watch the video and listen to the song and tell me if I should start playing it on the Party Playhouse. (You can leave comments here without registering.)

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE FOR OWL CITY "FIREFLIES."

Thank you!!! Hope you like it!

Dear Jackson: Formerly Busty Bella

Dear Jackson,

when I was 21 I had my breasts surgically enhanced because I wanted to
look perfect. I started dating my now fiance 2 years later. Now I'm
26 and my breasts were causing me a lot of discomfort, so I made the
decision to have them removed. My fiance supported my decision fully
but now that they're gone, it seems like he's treating me differently
and he seems much less interested in me. I brought it up to him and
he said 'of coarse not... it's all in m head" but it's now been 3
months and something is weird. Whenever I forget something now too he
says something like "maybe they removed part of your brain too." It
just makes me feel sad. What should I do?

Formerly Busty Bella

Paradiso Girls!!!

The Paradiso Girls are going to be in the studio Tuesday taking your calls live on the show! Here they are! Totally 2009 Spice Girls... just a little less annoying:

Backstreet Boys -- New Champs!!!

The Jonas Brothers seemed unstoppable, beating Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, 3OH!3, and more... but they were knocked off this past week in the Battle Of the Bands & the Band's Fans by The Backstreet Boys.

Most votes ever. Both bands should be proud of their huge followings.

New Battle is up! Last week it was new school vs. old school. This week it's old school vs. old school -- Backstreet Boys vs. New Kids On the Block!!!

VOTE NOW!!!

Awesome or Creepy???

Lady Gaga = Hermaphrodite???

Hot talk is that Lady Gaga has a gaga of her... or... his own. Here's the video. When she gets off the bike, the crowd reacts at the site of a "possible gaga" down wonder. What do you think??? Is it even a remote possibility. I say no. But I wouldn't bet my house on it.

Dear Jackson - from "Limber Laura"

my boyfriend has decided to become a competitive eater. He made this
decision 6 months ago and in the past 6 months he has gained 70
pounds. Besides the weight gain, it's really unappealing to be around
him at mealtime now. He says he needs to stretch his stomach for
competition. I say it's been stretched enough. I love and support my
boyfriend but it's hard to remain attracted to him and his habits
right now. He ate 39 hot dogs last night. Try getting that visual
out of your head. I'd appreciate any advice I can get. Thank you!

Limber Laura

Leave your advice for Laura here. She'll be coming to see what you write. BTW you can remain annonymous and don't have to register to leave comments. Thanks!

Ross and Rachel still didn't end up together

Here's that dude I was talking about that watched every single episode of "Friends" in a row back-to-back-to-back-to-back-to-back-toback-to-you-get-the-idea.

He said he wanted to die at hour 72. Here's a picture of him at that glorious hour.

Something tells me that watching TV for 84 straight hours = you have no friends.

The Kate Gosselin Halloween Costume

Anyone remember when Kate talked about her patented weird-ass hairstyle and said this:

"It's not going to work for everybody. I've seen people come through the book line with thin hair and [it] just won't work."

Well this Halloween, you CAN have it! Here's the description from the manufacturer:

Dubbed the "Eight Is Too Much Adult Wig," the "sleek and so stylish" hairpiece "will make people think you have eight children," a product description reads. It's "smooth and face-framing in the front with a short and puffy back that's full of volume."

Because Kate is the know it all on hairstyles she wants you to know not everyone can pull off her fabulous look.

"It's not going to work for everybody. I've seen people come through the book line with thin hair and [it] just won't work."

And it's only $14.99??!!?? I think I'm gonna buy one myself, wear it everyday, and go on a book tour!!! Weee!!!

Guess The Nasty-@$$ Celebrity Feet

Answer: Lindsay Lohan
Congrats to our winner: Nobody
Wah wah...
She be nasty.

Tiger Woods fart on national TV

Is that real??? That was a ripper. From all I can find online right now that's a real fart. OMG! And he still won! Dookie in pants and all!

Dear Jackson: Nurse Erica

Dear Jackson

My name is Erica and I'm a nursing major in college. I'm taking
summer classes and there's a very cute boy in my classes named Lucas.
My best friend and I used to ga-ga over him when we first met him.
He's really cool and we're going out on a "date" for dinner. The
problem is, I've been dating my boyfriend Matisse for almost 7 years!
We're a little shaky right now, but I obviously love him. This "date"
with Lucas is totally a plutonic friend date but I definitely think
he's a cutie. Am I wrong? What should I do? Advice? Thanks.

Nurse Erica

Leave your advice for Erica here. She'll be coming on to find out what you have to say. Remember, you don't have to register to leave comments and can stay totally anonymous... just please keep it relatively clean. Thanks!

J

Eminem's "The Warning"

THIS is what Eminem should have done on The Relapse. It sounds like inspired old Eminem. Obviously he's not happy with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. GREAT dis track.

Today's show is brought to you by...

Shhhh... tell no one. ;)

FOLLOW ME (by the way): CLICK HERE!!!

Guess The Nasty-@$$ Celebrity Feet

Fun Game Time: Yuck! Whose nasty, vomit-inducing, celebrity foot is this??? Place your guesses... I'll post the answer (and the full pic) in a day or 2...

(by the way you don't have to register to leave comments.)

Madonna's Arms

Hey Madonna. You got some pretty hot arms there. Eek.

Dear Jackson from Creeped-Out Carl

Dear Jackson...

I have had a crush on my co-worker for a loooong time. We're talking
over a year. Finally I got the guts to ask her out and to my surprise
she said yes! We went out to dinner and things were going great. The
conversation was flowing... and so was the wine. My date ended up
getting so drunk that she made out with our waiter and passed out at
the table. This wasn't just a small smooch. They were making out for
like 10 minutes right in front of me. I talked to her the next day
and she said she had a great time and wanted to make plans for another
date this weekend. I've always had a huge crush on her but she hooked
up with some other guy on our first date. What should I do???

Creeped-Out Carl

This is last week's letter. We'll hear the responses you called in on Wednesday. But leave YOUR comments now for Carl. He'll be coming to the site for your advice too. Thanks!

Scary Spice gives baby girl Scary Haircut

Melanie Brown, aka "Scary Spice" from the Spice Girls, has given her 2-year-old daughter Angel a mohawk!!! Why give a baby a mohawk??? That's like giving a senior citizen lines in the side of their head. Weird. She had the baby with Eddie Murphy. Something tells me Eddie's gonna be pissed.

Avril Lavigne -- drunk in France

Avril Lavigne has been MIA... appearing on the sides of milk cartons... until now. Here she is the other night getting wasted at a club in France. Taking shots of some odd-looking orange liquor straight from the bottle. Classy. But don't poke fun... or she'll chew you up with those vampire chompers!!!

The new tattoo

Yes. I DID go through with it. A monster made of flowers breathing fire. And yes -- there is a meaning. And yes -- I am a little bit weird. And yes -- it did hurt like a b*tch when it was near my elbow. But no -- I didn't cry. (much)

By the way, here's the website of the dude who did my tatts. Great guy. Great artist:
www.mytattooman.com

Is Fergie a man???

She sings about her lovely lady lumps, but to me that looks like a chunky man bump that she's grabbing. She was out to a baseball game withe her husband Josh Duhamel the other day when... umm... this happened. People are now looking and talking. What IS that??? Leave comments.

My next tattoo???

I'm seriously just putting this up here for my tattoo guy. I'll post a pic of the finished tatt on Tuesday (hopefully)! :)

Katy Perry loves jog bras

Today Katy Perry tweeted this picture of herself in a jog bra after climbing a mountain with her friend. Am I wrong for thinking jog bras are hot? Probably. But feel free to discuss publicly here with your comments.

I think Beyonce's 7 year old nephew is actually 30

This picture creeps me out. That's not a kid!!! That's a photoshopped adult!!! I know it!!! (Seriously, it is Beyonce and her 7-year-old nephew shopping in Beverly Hills but damn... creeeeeepy!) Agree?

Billy Mays blooper reel

RIP Billy Mays. I think it's really funny to think that even infomercials have blooper reels. Enjoy.

Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend

Here's "the new Kate." Her name is Hailey Glassman – the daughter of Kate's tummy-tuck surgeon. Weird.

Katy Perry -- Bikini Pics

She's been hitting the gym harder lately... and it looks like it's paying off. These were taken this past weekend in Turkey. The country. Not the lunch meat.

Heidi Montag asked to dance at a strip club -- Here's the official offer they sent her!!!

Ed Norwick, General Manager
SCORES New York City
536 West 28th Street
New York, NY 10001

July 3, 2009

Dear Mrs. Heidi Pratt,

As the nation watched you and your husband brave the jungle on “I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here” and continue to brave the ups and downs of “The Hills” and Lauren Conrad, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity that will allow you to be center stage—and have a lot of fun while doing so.

Allow me to introduce you to SCORES, the renowned and famous New York City based gentlemen’s club, well known for being a favorite hang-out local for notorious radio personality Howard Stern, NHL player Sean Avery, Russell Crow, Owen Wilson and Madonna. A Hollywood hot-spot in New York City for such A-list celebs and couples, much like yourself. As we took note that you will be posing in Playboy soon, we thought you may be interested in dabbling in yet another adventure that will most definitely expose your softer side.

As we recently re-opened after a short hiatus, SCORES would be honored to have you dance at our club on the main stage each night for five days, upon which, we will offer you a fee of $25,000.

Best,
Ed Norwick

Jonas Brothers podcast taken down

I just wanted to give you guys a heads-up that I was asked by management to take down the Jonas Brothers interview from last night. That's all I'll say about that. I just didn't want you searching around for it to no avail.

Thanks to the Jonas Brothers for being on the show, and they'll be back on in a couple weeks.

PS -- I can now say that they have now officially won Round 1 of "The Battle Of the Bands & The Band's Fans" and will have a new challenger up by tomorrow. They beat 3OH!3 with 55% of the vote. Congrats JoBros and JoBro fans!

Britney Spears' New Look

She's the face of Candies. Here's her "new look." I think she looks pretty... but airbrushed to death. What do YOU think??? Leave your comments below. (Don't worry, you don't have to register or anything...)

4th of July At My Place

Kate Gosselin: Boob Job???

Our "celebrity bra specialist" says NOT TRUE!!! Other sources say TRUE!!! What do you think? Did she get a breast pump up amidst all the drama???

Katy Perry likes pizza in the nude

Katy Perry likes to eat pizza naked in the bathtub. Weird. Weirder: Hanging out with Katy Perry and having her say "hey you mind taking a picture of me in my tub naked eating pizza?" Fun times. She posted this on her Twitter page for some odd reason. Man I wish I was one of Katy Perry's friends. I'd carry a camera everywhere I went.

Lindsay Lohan's underwear tribute to Michael Jackson

Hey Lindsay... keep your pants on!!! I think that's a public safety hazard.

My Scattered Michael Jackson Thoughts...

My God. He was my hero. As a child I had his "doll." I'd call it an "action figure," but it was a male Barbie with glasses, tight pants, a glittery jacket, and a sequin glove. It was a doll. But I made that doll dance dammit!!! Michael Jackson is a BIG reason why I got into radio. As a small kid I heard all the great jocks talking up Michael Jackson songs. I would tape them and mimic them. He made me love music, and things larger than life, and in turn radio. I have had the great fortune of interviewing a lot of the current stars in music. Many of them I asked about Michael's farewell comeback concerts. The opportunity was there to criticize or poke fun... and NONE did. Michael is truly respected in the highest regard even with today's artists. Being on the air today when it was first announced that Michael had a cardiac arrest was surreal. I don't like dealing with serious issues on the air. I don't consider myself good at it. But I felt it necessary to make note that he was taken to the hospital. Ten minutes after I made that announcement on the air, TMZ reported his death. To be in this spot, to have to report in your own words and voice, the death of someone who meant so much to the medium you work in and to pretty much EVERYONE listening was very rough. Not to mention my own sadness over the sudden loss of someone I put on a pedestal as a child. Michael Jackson will always be the King of Pop. There will always be comparisons -- as with Usher and Justin -- but I don't think there will ever be another Michael Jackson. His loss, at the young age of 50, is very very sad. The same people of all ages, races, and religions he brought together with his music will be each others support.

Celebrity Dirt -- A Celebrity Break-Up, the latest on Jon & Kate, K-Fed got FAT (must-see pic), and a celeb wedding called off!

Watch my new Celebrity Dirt gossip vid:

A Twitter Convo Between Perez Hilton & John Mayer (NOTE: Foul language)

johncmayer:Good lord, that vocal on "Death of Autotune" is pitchy!!

PerezHilton@johncmayer That's real funny! Ha ha! And I'm sure you also think I "deserved" to get hit!

johncmayer@PerezHilton Not true. In fact I'd like to train you in Krav Maga. Then you'll have the situational awareness not to get in someone's face.

johncmayer@perezhilton I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot" Jitsu.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Ok.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Dude, I get it. I GET IT. But it's not fucking funny to me. Karma would be me losing my site and going bankrupt or what have u.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Karma is NOT getting punched in the face!

johncmayer@PerezHilton agreed. So let's meet up this week and I'll give you your first krav maga instruction. We'll break the event down and learn...

johncmayer@PerezHilton 1. de-escalation tactics. 2.Creating distance. Instuctives ("get back!" placing the hand out) 3. Combined block and attack....

PerezHilton@johncmayer I can never tell if ur being sincere or not. It doesnt matter. Have Harley email me contact info for this so I can do on my own.

PerezHilton@johncmayer I cant DM u and Im not trying to play this out publicly. B well. I dont wish u harm. I talk shit but I sincerely wish no 1 harm.

johncmayer@PerezHilton this will be the last public mention of it. You know how to find me. Words have cause and effect, even if the effect is wrong.

johncmayer@perezhilton from the heart, what you experienced these last 24 hrs is a profound lack of control. You can't blog the world, my friend.

johncmayer@perezhilton people don't want to see you hurt, they want to see you experience something equalizing.

PerezHilton@johncmayer I totally did experience a lack of control - on the part of Will.I.Am and his road manager! I agree with you 100%!

PerezHilton@johncmayer And people DO want to see me hurt. That's what I've been reading over and over again. But it's cool. I'll be back 2 normal tomm.

johncmayer@PerezHilton Yah, you're not getting it... OOH! OK. It's like the Matrix. You live in the Perez Matrix. You wrote the program, you can fly.

johncmayer@PerezHilton then you leave the Matrix, and oh, what the hell, you're not gonna get it. You're a sweet guy though.

PerezHilton@johncmayer Once again, we agree! I live in my own world. And in my world, I would never punch someone. And in my world, that's illegal!

PerezHilton@johncmayer Also, in my world, if someone repeatedly talks shit about me, I ignore them or TALK as much shit back. But that's just me.

PerezHilton@johncmayer All I really care about in this world is doing right by my family and my dog, and sharing and listening to music.

johncmayer@PerezHilton you might have a gash on your face for a few more days, but the real healing? It's happening right now.

johncmayer@perezhilton now you sit down behind that Tandy computer and you hash out a Doogie diary. Be sure to pause, think, and keep typing.

johncmayer@perezhilton because today, the fourth wall came crashing down. Mario, you are human. I call upon Twitter to be kind to you. #perezisokbyme

PerezHilton@johncmayer I'm not human! I'm a monster! Good night, John Mayer.

@PerezHilton Good night Perez, you dumb shit. #perezisokbyme

New Celebrity Dirt -- Sex Tapes, Sex Tapes, Sex Tapes!

Miley Cyrus' sister's new girl-band.

Her older sister Brandi, 22, has a new band called Frank & Derol. Here's an acoustic performance from them. I was pleasantly surprised.

(PS - you may wanna pause the show clips podcast so you can actually hear them. It's over on the right bar on the page down a bit -- it says Gcast player.)

It doesn't say "GODZILLA!!!"

Here's my new tattoo. It says "Rodzina." It's Polish for "family." My grandma is 100%. Yes I'm Polish. Laugh it up. But IT DOESN'T SAY GODZILLA!!!

Miley Cyrus got a nose ring.

Miley posted this picture on her Twitter page sporting a new nose ring. For some reason people are freaking out because "she's Hannah Montana and she shouldn't have a nose ring." Eh. Who cares.

What I don't like that Miley's been doing lately is hanging up on radio hosts because "their time is up." I realize that you have a very tight timetable and have a bunch of interviews to get through so you need to keep it brief, but at least say "goodbye!" Two times last week she just hung up in the middle of an interview on two seperate morning shows. They're giving you time to speak with your fans on the air and that's the respect and treatment you give them? You may be Hannah Montana but at the end of the day you're just a person. Like everyone else.

Fergie... bumpin that belly???

No, that's not Miley Cyrus. Yes, Fergie IS old enough to possibly be Miley Cyrus' mom. Yes, Fergie looks like an older possibly preggo Miley. Bump? Anyone? This is the photo people are talking about. Fergie said she wants to be a mommy soon. Is soon now??? It's the poll of the week so vote to the right. Vote dang it, vote. And she still has man hands. Even if she IS pregnant in her female spot.

This guy is awesome!

Santigold "Unstoppable" is playing. Watch... and be inspired by the power of one weird dude. Seriously... I think this is a cool effect of human magnitism (or whatever it is). :)

Jessie James does Maxim

This is from the July edition of Maxim. Jessie James sounds kind of Christina on her song "Wanted" and looks like... well... that!!!

Spicy wow wow squared.

CLICK HERE to check out her video for "Wanted." Pretty good song.